Still a better love story than Twilight

Someone please say something funny about scientology.

Someone please say something funny about scientology.

 

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

Lamb roast

Still a better love story than Twilight

 

At least people got laid more often in the Bible.

 

Granted, it was mostly incest, sodomy and rape, but still... DM;HS.

 

 

 

Actually... If Edward was Christian, he could have just raped Bella, given her dad 50 Shekels and wifed the bitch.

Everyone lives happily ever after and they wouldn't have bothered making movies about it.

 

I thought zombies were half dead, the bible sais jesus died and then rose. not half rose.....oh and eating bread and wine wont make you a christian.

 

In the interest of happy foruming, how about we agree to disagree.

A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft.

 

I had to look it up :)

fair enough, zombie it is.

 

But i don't think you would find the word zombie in the bible though.

Zechariah 14:12

 

Matthew 27:52-53

 

Isaiah 26:19-20

 

Not the word but they're in there.

Edited May 17, 201214 yr by B.L.Z.BUB

Go to church and ask the priest..... He'll tell you

IMO if people these days can have mental issues, so could have they back then. Like virgin Mary? WTF

lus these days we have compulsive liars, so they must have then too. I don't buy it. Walk on water, sure........

fair enough.

 

also i am aware of how many resurections and "come back to life" stories are in the bible, but i don't know about calling them ' zombies' though. Sort of implies the zombie type you get in horror movies.

 

anyway you can pick appart christianity all you want, just make sure you know what you belive.

Ignoring everything else wrong about that image, atheism is only the rejection of the belief in a god or gods. Nothing more. Those things (though a huge straw man) are beliefs that many atheists share in common but they are not part of atheism.

With fear this will turn into a regular thread, I must upload a pic. ANY PIC...

 

 

mmm

 

Odd Asian with a visor on their face...

I'm with Ben,

 

I'm heavily agnostic, I refuse to believe that any one religion can be 100% right or 100% valid.

 

I DO believe there is "some" form of spiritual element to the world, but I refuse to put a name on it, or claim that anyone knows anything about it.

 

A little bit of sprituality is good for everyone (believing those who pass on go somewhere other than in the ground)

 

But aaaaaanyway,

 

lets all be happy its friday,

 

and heres my dog in a box