Toy-Yoda[RL] Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 I nearly did that already Quote
cinky Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 my wife. too many problems so il just leave it at that Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 my wife. too many problems so il just leave it at that Amen. And being fvcking bored as on Sat night with no beer. Quote
SLO-030 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 Reed, with no beer? What has this world come to? Quote
cinky Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 I'm not allowed to drink due to her new house laws like FFS its my house! Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 Reed, with no beer? What has this world come to? If this can happen then Doomsday 2012 may be possible. I call tonight Doomsday 26.2.2011 Quote
SLO-030 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 I'm not allowed to drink due to her new house laws like FFS its my house! WTF! Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 I'm not allowed to drink due to her new house laws like FFS its my house! I got the 'we can't afford beer' speech. Maybe if you got a job with decent hours instead of sitting on your ass in front of the computer every afternoon, I could work a 50 hour week and be able to afford fvcking beer in the weekend. Quote
towe001 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 Amen. And being fvcking bored as on Sat night with no beer. Thank you very much i need a phuckin drink now :glare: Pics of wife. Pics or ban Quote
Trev Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 Pics or ban Cinky - Slinky, related? http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/27181147 Quote
B.L.Z.BUB Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 Cinky, tell her this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. So you're drinking yourself smarter. :laff: Quote
cinky Posted February 26, 2011 Report Posted February 26, 2011 I'm confused il have a beer and read it again maybe il understand Quote
cinky Posted February 27, 2011 Report Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) .... Edited February 28, 2011 by cinky Quote
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