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I'm not allowed to drink due to her new house laws like FFS its my house!

 

I got the 'we can't afford beer' speech.

 

Maybe if you got a job with decent hours instead of sitting on your ass in front of the computer every afternoon, I could work a 50 hour week and be able to afford fvcking beer in the weekend.

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Cinky, tell her this...

 

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

 

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

So you're drinking yourself smarter. :laff:

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