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I remember a little while ago some discussion which degenerated to the topic of whose was biggest ( and I believe Mel was somehow involved ? )

 

Well get ready to show what you got,

 

and stand back when I unzip my fly.

 

Yes boys and girls We are going to be converting to the sports sedan category.

 

Rob may have two in his new car but we have four.

 

OOOHHH AAAHHH GRUNT GRUNT :)

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The walls of Jericho will be safe tonight,

 

Not into cutting hole in bonnet (yet) Std plenum will suffice for the moment.

 

290 horses running loose in the top paddock will be enough to create more expense in the driveline area.

 

Any bets on how long the old diff will hold up?

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Going to remove front susp, crossmember etc, raise front of car very high in the air, position motor and box under, and drop.

 

This method should massage the surrounding metal into the right shape.

 

Failing that i will be looking for six weight watchers dropouts to do a photo shoot with the 20.

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Ah, phew , thats better, just cleared bad mental picture from head.

 

Thanks , might have to call on many hands if trusty engine lifter gives up the ghost.

 

At the moment I will be just delivering it to the shrine of conversion, whereafter we will conduct a contemplation ritual involving the imbibement of a stimulant to enhance our powers of concentration.

 

Translation ; get on the piss and try to figure out how to get a square peg in a round hole.

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Well thanks guy's,

 

Mel, give me the little fella's name and I'll talk to my Icelandic friend and get a translation.( even if you are lying )

 

MMMM, You are yet to become a parent, WANT A DRIVE, (for naming rights of children I mean !!!!).

 

How many pseudo children will I get by letting people have a drive.

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