7shades

Muph and Plutonic are aaiight, Hoods are awesome (of course), Downsyde... (or anything from Obese Records really....)

Oh wait... it isn't... *phew* For a second there I thought it was the JZX100 from Tokyo Drift. My mistake.

Not a big fan of front bumpers are you

*wood* :dance:

The Nissan option is also on the table... although as far as fleet vehicles go, (and this is where old man bases his opinion on all things automotive these days) we haven't had much luck with Nissan, so might be an uphill battle there. :dance:

Hehehe... thats humourous on several levels... :dance: Shane Warne also springs to mind

I had somewhat of a 'moment' with my old man last night... I took him for a blat in the Chaser and inadvertently re-ignited his enthusiasm for fast cars :yes: Back in 1977, he owned a fully worked TA22... which he managed to write of in quite spectacular fashion, cracking his skull in the process. A year later I was born, his priorities in life were forcibly re-arranged, and playing with cars became something he did, rather than something he does. Now he's semi-retired and has more time (and $$$) to indulge himself... so we sat up until the wee hours putting together a ballpoint blueprint for a Shelby Cobra replica running a twin turbo 1UR-FSE.... :hmm: Welcome back old fella :dance:

PS: optus internet is shithouse and drops out all the time.

If you filled any forms out, one should have his name on it. Ring optus to confirm he's legit.

Did he display any ID? These guys are required to by law... you get a name? Company he works for? Anything? 8:15 Pm isn't so unusual these days though. They know you'll be home.

Don't send pics of the hottie you just nailed to your mates. There are... consequences. Especially now that she's famous on the interwebz And no, I'm not posting it. You've probably seen her before anyway :)

For anyone who isn't informed... These sneaky little buggers have the driveline taken pretty much straight from a Celica GT-Four... They will quite comfortably munch a WRX without breaking a sweat, with the added bonus of having enough space in the back to carry all of the bits the WRX just shat all over the road trying to race it. Like the gearbox.

Looks like it should be driven by a cheap Malaysian hooker

Awesome..... thought about one too :) Still may get one in the future...

Thats what the lowest common denominator wants, thats what the lowest common denominator gets. Any intellectual content on commercial television these days is quickly weeded out through lack of ratings. Lets not forget... Funniest Home Videos is STILL the highest rating show on TV... "ow... my balls!"

It didn't fail... I negative geared it and wrote it off as a depreciating asset on the following year's tax return :(

I watched it once or twice a few years back... I haven't seen a single episode since. Even if I WAS interested in the show itself, having to endure that irksome, repugnant Kyle and that vapid whore Jackie would make it impossible.

I removed the back seat of the Chaser today and found a few hundred yen, and an obscure looking device with LEDs in it, which looks like it plugs into a mobile phone.

Caravans, motorhomes, RV's, grey nomads, whatever. Drove from Sydney to Cairns this weekend... "Bob and Bev" (on UHF channel 18) need to realise that whilst 85kph might save them a few shillings in fuel, the posted speed limit is 100... and whilst they might be on a pleasant holiday, other people have places to be! Oh and to make things worse, there's so bloody many of them now, they are travelling in CONVOY.... ie: 500 metre long procession of rolling roadblocks, backing up traffic for kilometers... SPEED THE F*CK UP OR JUST F*CK OFF AND DIE ALREADY YOU WRINKLY OLD BASTARDS That may sound a little harsh, but after 3000k's of them, they become slightly irritating.

Possibly... but does she need to be kept wet? 'Cos thats something I have trouble doing even with a human female...

We didn't get government backing after all, we ended up locating a wealthy philanthropic elf who financed the whole shebang. The breeding is proving difficult... there are certain anatomical hurdles to overcome, and convincing a horse to make sweet love to a Narwhal is more complicated than you would think. We're going to try IVF as soon as we can find someone to perform the 'donor extraction'... Tom Green wasn't available.

I've converted all my cars to run on a blend of virgin's blood and extract of unicorn. Its cheaper.

Welcome to the JZ club... I recently joined myself :P 5k is awesome... my 2c: leave it externally stock (maybe some nicer rims) trick the auto, pimp the interior a bit, and just cruuuuuise :cool:

It ain't E-penis... its recounting experiences that are relevant to the topic. Its only epenis if you can't back it up in real life...

aaand here you are sir.