or another
A pom, an Aussie and a Kiwi were walking down a dusty road when they spy a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.
The pom looks over and says, "Cor I wish that were Liz Hurley"
The aussie looks over and says, "Shit, wish that was Megan Gale"
The look to the kiwi, who looks back a little shly and says, "I wish it was dark hey?"