B.L.Z.BUB Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 One for you Zowie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark90 Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 You definitely don't live in Adelaide! So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 If she wasn't famous she wouldn't stand out from a crowd. I'm sure you walk past 10 girls with her look everyday and don't even notice they are female. This is very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfbat Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 love it Reed..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tume Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 You definitely don't live in Adelaide! Try living in Darwin.. Every time I come back down to Adelaide its like HEAVEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L.Z.BUB Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Make some motherf**king awesome pizzas : A guide. First get yo'self some motherflippin' courgettes bitches. Slice them tasty green love poles then smother them in oil, crushed garlic, pepper and salt. Fire up the evidence destroyer and whack them on. Make 'em char like Anakin Skywalker. Get some capsicum, rip those sweet spicy love melons in twain and stick them in the oven at 200 degrees covered in oil. Wait till the skins are as black as your ex girlfriends heart then put them in an air tight container. Dem juicy biatches will steam away for 15 minutes. This makes the skin and flesh separate like your parents. Slice 'em. Dice 'em. Get a bowl. Doesnt have to be the one you mull in. Add: Half a knee cap of tomato paste A donkeys load of tomato sauce crushed Garlic (the amount your vagina dictates) Blackened sneeze powder and salt to taste. (If you feel like your balls are hairy enough this is the prime time for diced fresh chili and unicorn tears) BAM, you bowl has had a chunky period. Spread that shit like the rumor about your best make screwing the ladyboy in Bali. Slice those veges and spread 'em (like that ladyboys cheeks) Green pepper and courgette on the larry, red and yellow pepper on the rogerino. Sliced salami IN DA HAUSSSSSS!!!!! Make that roger pizza your bitch with it Love fungus, thats your moms nickname but in this instance we love fungus. Slice some juicy fungus bulbs on the larry pizza. If your significant others vagina has decided that it loves puppies too much slather that Roger pizza with some devil flakes. Cheese, because you need to let that puppy lover know that non devil sprinkles on pizza results in food ghosts under the sheets the next morning. Avocado and bacon dip? Left over from that pretentious dinner you had, now its pizza tears! Cook at 200 degrees till it looks dead enough Like a middle ages accused witches skin after a good fire cleansing. SACRIFICE TO YOUR LOVE HANDLES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfbat Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 mmmmmm mushroooommmmss..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L.Z.BUB Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Same people who do the JDM as F*ATCAP shirts but I still like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfbat Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 sht just got SRS....!!!!111!!!ONE!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chobis Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) Edited August 5, 2013 by Chobis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 sht just got SRS....!!!!111!!!ONE!!!11 Do you even MMA bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 One for Ian (hiro), corolla touring car: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's_AUDM_Yo Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 This thing is insanely awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfbat Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do you even MMA bro? haha..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfbat Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 This thing is insanely awesome and that thing is gorgeous mate..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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