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Mates with six cylinder and eight cylinder cars saying that my AE92 is 'f@$king slow and a POS'.

 

YET.. When we go for a cruise around the backroads through Lysterfield, Emerald, Seville, Warburton etc.. Not ONE can keep up with me and I am not even pushing it. :rolls:

 

But does it shut them up? Not once we are back on main suburban roads and they are tearing it up while I stick to the speed limit..

 

Half of them wonder why they lose their licenses...

 

Sorry boys, but your VR Commodore Ute on 19's with a secondhand ecotec will NOT keep up with me through windy roads. :P

 

On a completely unrelated topic. Something that's been bugging me is the reluctant nature of a friend to get the courage up to ask his girlfriend to marry him. He wants to so much, she does too, but something keeps stopping him and I just wish he'd hurry up about it. They are perfect together and it would be good to see it happen. Maybe I need to give him a gentle push :yes:

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WGMGs = EVERYONE who's d#ck is longer than mine, who's younger than me,

who's car (apparently) does the Kessel run in under 5 parescs &

the other douches that the jelly hasn't set between their ears yet !

 

Whew... I feel better now :yes:

 

Where the hell did I put the damn Glnenlivet ??? :hmm:

 

http://www.theglenlivet.com/

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WGMGs = EVERYONE who's d#ck is longer than mine, who's younger than me,

who's car (apparently) does the Kessel run in under 5 parescs &

the other douches that the jelly hasn't set between their ears yet !

 

Whew... I feel better now :yes:

 

Where the hell did I put the damn Glnenlivet ??? :hmm:

 

http://www.theglenlivet.com/

 

I +rep'd your post 'cos you referenced the Kessel Run and a damn good scotch.

 

FYI: Its 18 parsecs... Though Han reckoned the Falcon could do it in 11.5.

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wgmg - drive home from the gym, minding my own business, picking my nose, car pulls past me with 2 people looking at me, so i ignored them. then they slowed down, sweved in my lane on purpose. took off like a rocket, cut infront of a 4wd and gone? WTF!!!

 

wish i took down there number plates! but was too busy with my finger in my nose LOL!

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