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c**ts with those audi LED strips under there headlights. and no your ford econovan doesnt look like a audi!

I just ordered some for my ksev. Its gonna be c**t-acular.

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i quite like the look. latest VE somethings have that same strip thingo in the bumper and it looks horn.

saw the headlight ones on a falcon today and i really liked it.

doesn't matter the fact that audi do it it still looks good.

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People who have their high beams on in the city.....

 

People who give way to their left on roundabouts......

 

and finally haven't read the rest of the topic but....YOU AMERICA....f@$k YOU!

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wgmg - copping carby cleaner in the eye and the next day getting a eye infection! FML

 

Infection? it should of been clean :jamie:

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Whinge o'clock

 

My f*cking useless bucket of shit 60 thousand dollar Mercedes Vito

 

Lets spin the wheel of misfortune and see which component is going to fail THIS week!

 

*drum roll*

 

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

*TAA DAAAAAAA*

 

Ooooh look its the window control module. Now I needn't worry about all that tiresome finger pressing to control when my windows go up and down, because my Mercedes now has a resident ghost living in the f*cking door who decides when that happens! Right now, Mr. Ghost has decided that both windows should remain in the 3/4 down position. Mr. Ghost evidently felt as though he needed to take a little shower, because its PISSING DOWN RAIN

 

YAAAAAAY!

 

Dear sweet Xenu I hate this van.

More problems in a scant 40000 k's than my previous 4 Hiaces (fyi: I had to replace one radiator) and over 1 million k's.

This demonstrably failtacular european snotbox has been back to the dealer at least once a month since I got it, different problem every time.

 

I'm seriously considering pushing it off the continent.

 

PS. If I DO actually push it off the continent, I will edit this post to reflect that I was never even remotely considering the idea of doing such a thing purely to collect the insurance and escape the lease.

 

GAAAAAAAAH!

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Both regulators have already been replaced. Its the switch cluster or the BCM this time.

 

Either way, its going back to Merc to be inserted up the service manager like so many pineapples up Hitler's arse.

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