It blows smoke only when you do a fuel dump.

Mobile Barbicue out the back of a corolla.

 

We will be the first ever to put a corolla on the moon.

you guys are silly.

 

having a jet engine like that would upset the weight balance... :y:

 

not good for drifting

not if you weld training wheels to the sides.

Might have to mount it on a rotary swivel to get it to drift......Rotate left for right drifting and vice versa :y:

well that meens you'd need a 6 wheel drive to saupport it so

nos

laptop on the seet

have to watch out so we don't blow the welds on the intake

a sweet roof rack with low k rocket engine's

rego with a twin rocket engine conversion

a barbie out the back for fuel dumping fullie sick smoke

few sets of training wheels on the side

a giant rotary swivel

 

all in all i think we have a very nice streetable / going to the moon corolla coming along here

Edited February 14, 200818 yr by ae174agze

hahaha how about just angle the jet 90' to the left. perfect angle all the way down the straight.

probably want to weld the body

u know just a mezley little 52,000 pounds of thrust on a 900 kg rolla probably wont do her too well

we just gotta make sure the rust has been bogged really well...

Don't forget the fifty rolls of 100mph tape to hold the bog in when the rocket's activated. Of course, you guys are being a bit silly - why use a rocket when more performance is available through a mild 2K. Bore it out and use Toyota Formula One pistons and rods, rev it to 27,412rpm (don't go over or under or you'll have issues), shave half a mil off the head to get л:1 compression and you'll be set!

I think this thread has officially crossed into the realms of utter ridiculousness.

And we haven't even touched on Quantum Theory yet... you wouldn't need to go fast if you were at all points in the universe simultaneously...

Edited February 14, 200818 yr by 7shades

but there's no sensation of 'going fast' if you're at all places at once...unless of course you end up losing pieces of yourself, then you can show all the chicks your awesome scars :y:

I think this thread has officially crossed into the realms of utter ridiculousness.

And we haven't even touched on Quantum Theory yet... you wouldn't need to go fast if you were at all points in the universe simultaneously...

but there's no sensation of 'going fast' if you're at all places at once...unless of course you end up losing pieces of yourself, then you can show all the chicks your awesome scars :y:

You mean doing Warp 10 - that's Next Generation Warp 10 of course, not the Original Series. Just contact Q - omnipetence and omnipresence beat going fast anyday!

omgz u guyz, just put in a rb30et and hektic does pipe

 

you don't need all that jet stuff if your car's got the flutterz

Don't forget the fifty rolls of 100mph tape to hold the bog in when the rocket's activated.

 

But wouldnt you need 100,000mph tape with the rocket engine? I mean all the money putting the rocket on there and your bogs going to fall out if you go over 100mph. Come on!!

the tape only needs to hold on the way out of the atmosphere...it's not like the car will be coming back ala space shuttle style