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I was once taught through a logical progression that beyond any doubt, women are the root of all evil.

 

To get yourself a woman takes time, therefore, WOMEN = TIME

Time is money, therefore, TIME = MONEY

It has often been stated that money is the root of all evil, therefore, MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore: WOMEN = TIME = MONEY = √EVIL, therefore WOMEN = √EVIL, that is, Women are the root of all evil.

 

Disprove that equal rights activists! :y:

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nick, it's in america... hence i thought it was a 180sx.. but i noticed the body shape after.. it's still fugly :y:

 

meh i'll be "metrosexual" whatever the f@$k that is and say that what sloths said wasn't called for.

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Since the discussion has gone in this direction, i might as well add this little experience of mine.

Here in Melbourne the major Prison was shutdown years ago and turned into a tourist attraction with guided tours.

Anyway, scribbled on one of the cell walls (from the high security murderers, rapist's section etc..) was the following quote.

"Women are like a deck of cards - You need a HEART to win them over - A DIAMOND to marry them - A CLUB to kill them - and a SPADE to bury them"

Its stuck with me to this day.

Having said that, i don't agree with it because i love Boobs. :y:

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Edit by Nick...

 

Sorry mate this one might be seen as a little offenseive to the very few female members we actually have :y:

ahhhh ok, just checking my limits...... =)

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