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"Lifes like a burnt steak. Its tough and the chips are always stacked against you." - Quoted from a chef i use to work with.

 

 

"He's so dense light bends around him."

 

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

 

"I hold adult courses for people that can't leave their homes. If they turn up, i tell them that they can go home now cause their cured."

 

"Chief Assistant Junior Auxiliary Mushroom reporting for duty."

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There are only three true sports in this world;

Rock Climbing, Bull Fighting and Motorsport.

 

The rest are mere games.

 

Ernest Hemmingway

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Super-meow-troopers

 

Mac - All right, how about "Cat Game?"

Foster - Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac - Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster - Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

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I don't know what you're talking about, baby, but it's making me horny!

 

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

- Austin Powers

 

And for us old farts

"Upside down miss Jane!"

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Super-meow-troopers

 

Mac - All right, how about "Cat Game?"

Foster - Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac - Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster - Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

 

O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".

Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Mac: *hands O'Hagan the butt of his pistol*

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"Whatever moves ya furniture"

 

"Trust me," she says. "We'll be in and out in five minutes." We've been in here an hour!

 

"Girls kick ass" says so on a t-shirt.

 

"Dark Angel" anyone ? When Jessica Alba was a real girl :P

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