towe001 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 "Lifes like a burnt steak. Its tough and the chips are always stacked against you." - Quoted from a chef i use to work with. "He's so dense light bends around him." "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." "I hold adult courses for people that can't leave their homes. If they turn up, i tell them that they can go home now cause their cured." "Chief Assistant Junior Auxiliary Mushroom reporting for duty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUZ440 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Ever drunk bailey's from a shoe? I'm old greg The Mighty Boosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLW42 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Life's like a penis.... Some times it gets hard for no reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TarmacAttack Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Al pachinos halftime speech in the movie "any given sunday" Youtube it... Its unreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coln72 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 There are only three true sports in this world; Rock Climbing, Bull Fighting and Motorsport. The rest are mere games. Ernest Hemmingway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towe001 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Super-meow-troopers Mac - All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster - Cat Game? What's the record? Mac - Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster - Ten? Starting right 'meow?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L.Z.BUB Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to keep on my toes. ~ Frank Drebin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towe001 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 I don't know what you're talking about, baby, but it's making me horny! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - Austin Powers And for us old farts "Upside down miss Jane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason. Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 "The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive." Full metal jacket also a amazing movie to quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=924tAUi7ZTQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MYSTIK[RL] Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 And for us old farts "Upside down miss Jane!" you forgot to add in obligatory "Hurry up" :laff: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLO-030 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Super-meow-troopers Mac - All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster - Cat Game? What's the record? Mac - Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster - Ten? Starting right 'meow?' O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans". Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Mac: *hands O'Hagan the butt of his pistol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUZ440 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 "It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja-philbo Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 "The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive." Full metal jacket also a amazing movie to quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=924tAUi7ZTQ i have not seen this movie I'm downloading it now just that little clip explains so f@$king much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason. Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 i have not seen this movie I'm downloading it now just that little clip explains so f@$king much its a good movie man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towe001 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 "Whatever moves ya furniture" "Trust me," she says. "We'll be in and out in five minutes." We've been in here an hour! "Girls kick ass" says so on a t-shirt. "Dark Angel" anyone ? When Jessica Alba was a real girl :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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