I once rode in the back of a cop car for the fun of it.

 

And talking about night clubs, I once pinched some random chick on the arse, she span around looked at me and punched a mate in the chops. The whole WTF expression on his face just made mine and another mates night. To this day he still doesnt know why he got punched.

lol! You're a bad man.

 

Philbey drop some math wizardry.

 

.......

2=1

The f@$k?

 

Ahh the old "divide by zero" logical fallacy.....for those who aren't aware, the problem is in the stage where you divide by (a-b), which seems fine until you remember that a=b and therefore you are dividing by zero, which destroys the internet, makes baby Jesus cry, and tears the universe a new a-hole.

And talking about night clubs, I once pinched some random chick on the arse, she span around looked at me and punched a mate in the chops. The whole WTF expression on his face just made mine and another mates night. To this day he still doesnt know why he got punched.

 

^^^ :lolcry:

 

I once worked at a small supermarket where we employees were a pretty close bunch, so when one of the girls birthdays came up, we all went out clubbing for the night. Drinking, talking, dancing, having a good time... I spot a really good looking woman across the room & having a few dutch courages under my belt, wandered over to say hello. A long story short (& keeping it PG13 here) things got interesting between us & I'd say we both had a good night. :wink:

 

Had the weekend off, rolled up to work Monday morning & found not only am I getting winks & giggles from coworkers, I'm being called up to see the boss. :blinks: Get to the office & find the boss there with his brother & niether were looking happy... Turned out the woman I was seen 'dancing' with not only worked there on the days I didn't, but was also the boss's sister-in-law, $h1t!!! Lots of questions were being asked, I just ran with the dancing only story as it seemed that that was all they knew for sure. I genuinly had NFI who she was at the time (wasn't wearing her ring at the time either) & through some sheer random luck, I not only walked out of the office unharmed, but still in a job! :D

 

Agreed that clubs are places I now prefer to avoid, they bring out the best or the worst in people. Usually the latter. :(

Good but very very awkward story Luke, but it brought out the best in you. Gokai will keep you in line :y:

Edited October 1, 201115 yr by Ben-89

You guys are seriously messed up :lolcry:

 

Once I asked and I qoute "Do I even need a crank?" :hmm: when talking about engine modifying.

Edited October 5, 201115 yr by TOMsGPTurbo

And talking about night clubs, I once pinched some random chick on the arse, she span around looked at me and punched a mate in the chops.

haha gold

 

Walking through a concert I reached behind my girlfriend and slapped a Jim Beam promo girl on the butt, then took a hard left into the crowd. Got 6 feet away, looked back to see the JB girl glare at the GF and my GF apologised! haha.

 

 

Ahh the old "divide by zero" logical fallacy....

 

For the record I like reading about maths and physics. Bugger doing maths that's for engineers!

pft. we engineers don't do maths. We had to do maths to get our degree.

 

almost 18months out of uni, and i reckon i would fail every exam i ever passed at uni.

Bugger doing maths that's for engineers!

 

I am one...

Confession hmm... My neighbour is hot and I wanna get it on with her. But she doesn't wanna screw up the 'neighbourhood' we have going on our balcony. So I'm now trying to move so that is no longer an excuse :P

Confessions.... hmmmmmm..... I miss owning an old yota, going slow and the looks from everyone as you polute the atmosphere, going slower than walking and being pulled over by the police just so they can look at your car, now I get pulled over and get the back tires checked and sent on my way

Edited November 17, 201114 yr by SLW42

pft. we engineers don't do maths. We had to do maths to get our degree.

 

almost 18months out of uni, and i reckon i would fail every exam i ever passed at uni.

 

LOL! SOOOOOO TRUE :laff: