7shades

Some find practicality and being able to endure the zombie apocalypse sexy :P

No http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeGK63LPEUs

Just finished Marieke Hardy's "You'll be sorry when I'm dead". Admittedly, I may be *slightly* in love with her wonderful brain, (the rest of her, mmm not so much) but I enjoyed it a lot.

Only 2 seconds slower than your blue car, bitch :P Well, 5 years and 2 seconds

Were they German? They probably wanted to be pissed on.

Dunno... I have no idea where she lives or how much it cost :P

After having dinner and far too many drinks with a bunch of old mates (and a few ex girlfriends for good measure) I am now back home, slightly intoxicated, and there is a chick I met two hours ago (who passed out on the ride home) propped up on my couch. Ah well. Tomorrow morning should be interesting

I want me a set of those Jetfire Ignitors!

Just because you want enough underbonnet pipework to rival the length of your gastrointestinal tract? (thats 9m, btw) "There's a small boost leak somewhere"... "Burn it. The whole car. Start again from scratch".

This is why I do not visit nightclubs anymore... I spent 5 years as a promoter, the things I have seen (and sometimes done)...

I've had the misfortune of driving and working on a Corvair. Never again shall I attempt either

Quiet you

5 cars and counting thus far... Bloody long drive for you though, even before you get to the start line :P

PANTS... LITTLE PANTS

I haven't run the idea past the committee, but if anyone should be wearing the Russell Coight Ruggers™ I think it should be Yoda, 'Cos he brings the secksy like that. Complete with 'Fly's Eyes' testicular seperation. Hello ladies.

And waste a perfectly good 2J? No point in getting a toilet gold-plated, all you do is shit in it.

:D

My last (proper) girlfriend's father is an avionics tech. His company don't bother with freight, as they've worked out its much easier to buy him a seat on the next available flight to wherever the AOG is, and he takes his little tool kit and the required parts as luggage. Quite often we'd go over for a bbq at her folks place on the weekend or something... "Oh yeah sorry, your dad is in the Maldives swapping the radar nacelle in an Embraer E190. He'll be back in the morning."

Maybe he has a really heavy boat, and an R series just isn't enough to anchor it

Yes, I will happily take full credit for infecting this poor chap with the Volvirus

Con: Migraine Pro: Awesome cocktail of pain killers Hope you're ready to trip balls, brain pain

Your description is accurate sir :)

Teddy and I have pipe dreams of shoving one of these into a Volvo 240 wagon... :D