Haha, ask Jon and Trev. We all had fun doing that today hah.
You need the bleeder nipple, this is needed to bleed the brakes.
There is a few ways to do this but I will say the easier way.
Take off the master cylinder cap, where you fill your brake fluid. You can either suck it all out with a brake fluid sucker or get a rag and soak up all the fluid. Once that is done clean up the inside with a clean rag and re-fill up with brand new brake fluid. Blue brake fluid might make seeing it easier.
Get someone inside the car, start from the far left side of the vehicle.
Tell them to pump the brakes, after about 10 seconds say Hold, or whatever command and get them to hold their foot up hardly against the brake pedal, you then undo the bleeder nipple, let the brake fluid out a bit then close it off. Repeat until you either see blue or the desired brake fluid colour or until there is no bubbles or air in the lines. (Depends if you re-fill with brand new brake fluid or just want to bleed with the normal brake fluid you have in your car)
Then move over to the far right wheel, then the front left wheel, then the front right wheel. The bleeder nipples are sometimes hard to crack, and be sure not to round them off so a proper tool is to use the desired MM pipe spanner, though you can use a normal spanner but have more chance of rounding the nipple.
Oh, HAVE FUN :fuzz: