Ok, this one needs a bit of a back-story. Recently I purchased a case of an imported American beverage that I have a taste for. Unfortunately, I'm not the only one who likes the stuff. On several occasions when I've gone out of the room for a moment, I've come back and picked up the can, gone to take a drink and noticed it vibrating strangely, like there was something swimming around in there. When I peered inside, I was rather horrified at what I found. Tonight I set up a sting to catch the culprit in the act.
Bastard!