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F**king Neighbours!

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Not only do they play blaring music, the cops get called, they shut the f**k up until the cops go then they start again and THEN they wait out the front to watch for the cops!

 

I've just about had enough. I had to go out at 12.30am cos I couldn't sleep because of these f**kwits and i get home at 3.45am, get into bed and they f**king start the music again at 4.45am!

 

I'm going to make a statement later today. I'm sick of these f**king assholes that ruin the night for everyone else and they do it EVERY weekend. No special occasion at all and to top it off my mum's partner has his kids here and they're also trying to sleep.

 

I'm soooooo tempted to pull the fuse on their fusebox and smash it into a million pieces.

Band practise at your house this week haha. And turn your amps to 11. haha

just feel the need to angle grind stuff at 2.30 in the morning every week nighht... after a while they will get the idea ..

 

what kinad music do they even play... anything good...

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Doof doof crap. I'm contemplating getting the guys down here for a band rehearsal. I'll just notify the neighbours around the street of my intentions. They should shut the f@$k up with intense screaming from my vocalist :P

If your water meters have a shut off valve at the edge of your propperty like we do you could shut off their water. While your at it you could take all their fuses, so they can't turn it back on till they replace all the fuses.

 

Stick a pack of prawns in the sun for a few days and pour the water from them down the vents infront of the winsheild of their cars??

 

I was evil in my earlier years.

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Milk Chicken Bomb

 

Put 1/2 kilo RAW chicken meat in a large coffee or dolmio jar. Fill The Rest of the Jar with Milk. Put lid on. Race-tape all over like a match bomb, being especially tight around the lid. Either toss it in their garage, air conditioner, Tape under car, etc. The hotter the environment, the faster it goes Bang. Takes 1- 4 weeks depending on temperature. If you can imagine the horrible smelly stain that remains you will know how brutal it is. It is impossible to get rid of and requires the sabotagee to either sell their car or move. Or you could just knock on their door with as many people as you can find for backup and do what a junkie would call a 'run-in'. Basically just push past them and smash the stezza, followed by a severe warning about noise. Works every time.

Or for something completely different, keep calling the cops every time they start up again, and hold the phone out the window or something and explain to them how they keep a watch out.. undercover ftw

Cops would be like "we have better things to do than respond to domestic disputes"

 

Cops have a really bad response time anyway and wouldn't wanna use up a undercover cop car for that when they could be making money from some car enthusiasts.

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