Get used to it, I went 12 or so months of nothing (bitch) with our first, the word sex would make her sick :laff:

Are you sure your human trev? I think my balls would explode and I would start humping random peoples legs.

www.redtube.com ???? :lolcry: :dance:

Are you sure your human trev? I think my balls would explode and I would start humping random peoples legs.

 

Who said I didn't, mini me, stop humping the fricken laser :P

 

www.redtube.com ???? :lolcry: :dance:

 

Oh if only I knew about it back then.

www.redtube.com ???? :lolcry: :dance:

You kinda can't, well not just any old time, she is always at home when I am so unless I take the laptop into the shitter it's a bit hard ha ha but iPhone is a blessing (google images)

You kinda can't, well not just any old time, she is always at home when I am so unless I take the laptop into the shitter it's a bit hard ha ha but iPhone is a blessing (google images)

 

Wait till she is asleep.

 

http://www.sleepassault.com/ :cool:

You lot are a dirty bunch of phuckers

 

Go and buy a sheep steve. You'll have some cheap labour for cutting your grass when your not at home and a nice and cosy woollen blanket during winter.

WGMG - MOSQUITO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I have the man flu. The possibility of me dying is high.

I think I have the man flu. The possibility of me dying is high.

 

Refer to the websites posted above :laff:

 

What is man flu?

You lot are a dirty bunch of phuckers

 

Go and buy a sheep steve. You'll have some cheap labour for cutting your grass when your not at home and a nice and cosy woollen blanket during winter.

Shopping list,

1, cute lamb

2, Velcro gloves

3, sheep lube

Ha ha so grose

Cute lamb? Paedophile. :lolcry:

 

Ha.

I'm in a catch 22, between a rock and a hard place, its not the aussie thing to do in dogging a mate in and its not the aussie thing to do with kicking some one in the guts while their down.

 

Found out that a friend of ours has claimed on the flood relief money and she got it. But the thing is she only had a little bit of water across her driveway.

Now do i dog her in cause she what she did is fraud or do i kick the people in need in the guts cause i can't dog on a mate.

 

Mind you amber and i want to abuse the f@$k out of her for what she did at the minimum.

 

Dob her in. Saw some mail come in at work last night with a note written on it about a lady who is using a friends address so she can claim centrelink and the flood assistance. There are people out there that need it more. As for myself I may have been floodbound, couldn't get to work, had no power and lost food. But there are other people that are more hard done by and I surely didn't loose anywhere near $1,000 worth of food/wages.