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HOW TO SPIK NEW ZEALANDER

FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOUD

 

Milburn- Capital of Victoria

Pissed aside- Chemical to kill insects

Pug- What bacon comes from

 

Miss Kara- Eye make up

 

Mere- Mayor

Lift- Departed

 

Ken's- Cairns

Jumbo- Pet name for Jim

 

Inner me- Enemy

Fush- Marine creature from the ocean

Ever Cardeau- Avacado

Ear- Mix of Nitrogen and oxygen

 

Amejen- Visualise

Day old chuck- Very young poultry

Bun Button- Been bitten by insect

Chully bin- An esky

 

Ear Noo Zulland- An extinct airline

Veerjun-Mythical New Zealand virgin

Brudge- Structure spanning a river

Tin- One more than nine

 

Earplane- A large flying machine

Sivven Sucks Sivven- A Boeing Aircraft

Pits- Domestic animals

Munce- Usually served on toast

 

Peck- To put clothes in a suitcase

Pigs- For hanging out the washing

Nin tin dough- A computer game

Min- Male of the species

 

McKennonk- Person who repairs cars

Leather- Foam produced from soap

Kiri Pecker- Well known businessman

Kittle Crusps- Potato chips.

 

Jungle Bills- A Christmas carol

Guess- A vapour

Fitter Cheney- Type of pasta

Fear Hear- Blonde

 

Duffy Cult- Not easy

Ear Roebucks- Exercise at the gym

Bug Hut- Very popular recording

 

Beard- A thing you sleep in

Sucks Peck- Half a dozen beers

Beers- A large animal in US forests

 

One doze- Common computed programme

Sex- One less than seven

Leggs Ecktly- Precisely

Cuds- Children

Sivven For Sevven- Larger Boeing

Cuttin- Small cat

Beggage Chucken- A place to leave your luggage at the airport.

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ITS POOL NOT PEWL YOU AUSSIE FREAKS :angrybird:

 

 

theres one thing that i feel determines the winner here....

you guys have dame edna. thats enough to disqualify you from civilisation :thumbsup:

Posted (edited)

Holden was always Australian. They made bodies to put on cars if memory serves correct. Sorry to disappoint. :angrybird:

 

I believe the best part of NZ is the departure lounge.

 

What's the capital of NZ?

 

$2.50!

Edited by Redwarf
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i was just thinking that, nick

yes you ALL talk funny, drive on the wrong side of the road, invent wierd words for normal things, have AWESOME cars, and drink wayyyyy too much "fosters" (austrailian for beah)

absinthe is highly illegal in california in any form, it is perfectly legal in oklahoma, but without the wormwood.......you guys are skaerf!

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Mikeys Toy, you have just insulted ALL Australians. WE DO NOT DRINKING f@$kING FOSTERS!!! It is a shit beer, we just export it :angrybird:. If you ever come to Australia, drink something like a Crown Lager. That's if you can handle it after your bloody American beers.

 

What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe?

They're both f@$king close to water. :thumbsup:

 

And to retaliate to the Kiwis:

 

An Eskimo goes to NZ on holiday and decides to rent a car, even though he's never driven before. He starts off a little rough, but eventually gets the hang of it and cruises around happily.

 

That is until the car splutters to a halt. The Eskimo pulls over without a clue what to do. Then a Kiwi pulls over and offers his assistance. The Eskimo allows him, and the Kiwi sticks his head under the bonnet and pulls it out again soon after.

 

The Kiwi turns to the Eskimo and says: You've blown a seal.

 

The Eskimo replys: So what, you f@$k sheep!

 

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :danger: |blink| :laff:

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