You just described a mate of a mate, he's pretty cool though and it has a fairly worked v8 in it so its acceptable :P
I used to take up 2 parks in the mr2, and if i caught you doin anything to it I would smash you in the face, i don't care if it results in me getting into a fight and endin up a veg or dead, its about respect you NEVER touch another persons car. Well unless they are a rapist or something!