:locked: not good to hear.

 

if you have ambo cover, don't think - just call.

Should have thought that through a little better :locked:

 

WGMG.. Maroondah Hospital. My mum has Cytomegalovirus (the non-herpes version), Glandular Fever, Pneumonia AND Anemia.. Even WITH a phone call ahead from our GP, we waited 6 1/2 hours in the emergency room, only to be told there would be another 6 hour wait..

 

So we took her home to rest instead (she has been bed-ridden for six weeks now, and i'd never seen mum have a day in bed before this)

 

We're going to a different hospital this afternoon for her, but if that's no better, may just ring an ambulance to prove how ill she is..

 

Lie.

 

Lie through your teeth. Its the only way to get your foot in the door when the waiting room is full of elderly hypochondriacs with nothing better to do, and a million other halfwits with a skinned knee or ingrown toenail.

 

Emergency dept works on the Triage system... And in the Triage system, Cardiac patients are admitted IMMEDIATELY.

 

I think your mum should be having some chest pain, radiating into her neck and arms.

Lie.

 

Lie through your teeth. Its the only way to get your foot in the door when the waiting room is full of elderly hypochondriacs with nothing better to do, and a million other halfwits with a skinned knee or ingrown toenail.

 

Emergency dept works on the Triage system... And in the Triage system, Cardiac patients are admitted IMMEDIATELY.

 

I think your mum should be having some chest pain, radiating into her neck and arms.

 

Oh don't worry we were, plus we have a family history of heart attacks, so we made that known as well..

 

The hospital is just hopeless though.. We don't know how much longer she has with these problems (she has a weakened immune system to poor treatment of a drug allergy many years ago). I've dealt with hospitals all my life (heart patient) alongside having my father almost die this year (trigeminal neuralga, fixed at Box Hill) but Mum is too weak to take that far.

 

Sadly, we don't have ambulance cover, another mistake on our part. I just want my mum back :locked:

not very 'unannounced' now is it? :n:

 

The weekend consists of 48 hours, so yes still unannounced... and anyway it won't be any vigilante styles thats not how I roll :locked:

Sadly, we don't have ambulance cover, another mistake on our part. I just want my mum back :locked:

Don't know whats its like down south but up here its automatically covered in the power bill.

Know how you feel with your mum, i'm the same with my dad.

 

 

 

"Wacked out sports" or what ever its called pisses me off

Damn, Sam. Hope all ends up well with your mum. :locked:

 

WGMFG, Scum bags as discussed in Curly's KE38 thread.

Emergency dept works on the Triage system... And in the Triage system, Cardiac patients are admitted IMMEDIATELY.

 

Been there, done that, feet didn't touch the floor. :locked:

Its also handy to know one of the nurses on duty :locked:

 

In fact every time I injure myself to the extent I require my bits poked back inside and stitched up or could really use a good hit of pharma quality opiates (which is regularly (cos I always take things just that liiiiiitle bit too far)) I call ahead to make sure she's on shift :n:

 

PS. Never tell them you were injured whilst riding a motorbike. Triage nurses have no tolerance for silly boys who fall off motorbikes.

They do giggle a little when you fall while rock climbing a week before your wedding though...... :locked:

PS. Never tell them you were injured whilst riding a motorbike. Triage nurses have no tolerance for silly boys who fall off motorbikes.

 

they also don't care much for party goers who've set their faces on fire with fire breathing gone wrong.

PS. Never tell them you were injured whilst riding a motorbike. Triage nurses have no tolerance for silly boys who fall off motorbikes.

they also don't care much for party goers who've set their faces on fire with fire breathing gone wrong.

But where as if your a half a carton pissed and shove your hand into a fire your thrown past the doors and into the ward...

Completely different to the family with the 6 month old throwing up anything and everything and too weak to be able to even cry properly

They also have a giggle at bonnet surfers :locked:

 

WGMG,

 

Beer = in the shed

 

Car = at the shed

 

Shed = 15min drive.

 

You do the math :n:

walk + Sleeping bag + food = binge drink in shed :locked:

walk + Sleeping bag + food = binge drink in shed :P

 

**Micheal Katon Voice**

 

You're an ideas man Dan.

 

 

don't worry, gonna get the ol man to drive me down. Then get picked up by Greenmac, continue drinking, then drink all of his beer. then crash out.

 

I've got it planned :)

Useless f@$king son-of-the-boss-who-thinks-his-shit-doesn't-stink, f@$ked up basically everything before my shift, I've seen 1st day trainees do a better job at everything he did, it took 3 people the bulk of the remainder of the day to fix the fuxt, get everything into shape and clear up in time for close.......

 

12 hours of combined man-hours

 

In the end I wrote a list of everything he screwed up, photocopied it, left a copy for the boss, a copy for the other night manager, and full notice that if he is ever allowed to work another shift (apparently today was his last day), I flat out refuse to clear up after the spoiled shit, and if it comes to it, I'll turn around and go home, I'm not payed to be a babysitter, I'm payed to do my bloody job.......

 

Hilarious thing is that the smarmy little git is completely convinced he can do what he wants when he wants and thinks when he comes back from his little trip he'll be able to saunter into whatever position he wants, not friggen likely.

 

RRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR! /rant

 

Plus some smacktard spray painted a goddamn zebra on the Daihatsu........ Wankers...... :)

Edited December 18, 200916 yr by Toy-Yoda