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My friend had his grandmas rolla in his driveway for a couple of years. I used to walk past it and drawl. Then i had a full time job so could afford to bye my own car (not use mums mirage). And it happend so, that this job was with my friend and i picked him up everyday and walked passed this sexxy machine every day. I couldnt just let it sit there, so it is now mine.

 

I love the rolla so much i decided to deliver pizza, so i could get paid to drive in my rolla. I enjoy going to work.

I will be designated driver all weekend just so i can drive my rolla.

Some evil person reversed into one of the doors of the rolla (i cryed a bit) and didnt leave a note or anything. I think about what i could do to that person every day.

 

The list goes on but need to go check on the rolla, make sure it is tucked in and sleeping soundly.

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i think we are all guilty of checking on our rollas one time or another. Sometimes when i park mine out of the garage i wake up in the middle of the night and check on it.

 

I can't help it.

 

 

i park my rolla in front of the garage and my room is over the garage so any noises at night and I'm out of bed before I'm even awake with my head out the window ready to do a ninja jump onto some thiefs head. they wouldnt even get to open the door before i got to them. i have also planned out what i would do to them once i caught them, it involves an industrial sized zip tie around the neck.

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I have a EL ford with all the bells and whisles. Cruise contorl, power on tap, elec windows etc...

I lent my mate one of my cars for a few months. Do you think he was going to get his hands my my rolla, HA as if!

My ford cost me $7000 and my rolla cost $200 I love my rolla heaps more..

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its 10:30pmish.. i'm fearing for my car, i've had it for a day and i'm attached to it... :hmm: I can't wait for tomorrow, the first day i work on her... My dad's prado was broken into, nothing stolen, but Its still damn scary... its weird i've never felt for a car until i got mine.

If i ever caught anyone breaking into my car i would pound them then park my corolla on top of them. *Has Mental image*

Mwhahahhaha... :)

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well i must admit my old man showed me this new drug he did warn me when i was saying there wont be any other like it and you would be coming back always, you know what i hate him till today coz he was so right i can't stop thinking about cars like i do about corolla's i don't even need VIAGRA, just think about a rolla and the girls don't complain hahahahaha damn thing have tried to kick it but nothing works. I wish someone would make patch for ANT-COROLLA'S like the smoke stuff.

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Well all i can say is, you have been with shocking women. Hahaha.

I know it's a male trait and all, but come on. Give us a break.

I'm out there every weekend working on mine and my boyfriends car.

Nothing is sexier than a woman working on a car all day, then bring home some grog for their man and talking cars all night, then getting laid. A nice balance i think. Hahahaha

 

So ahh...What was your number again?

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