May 2, 200917 yr comment_341583 Simon:- A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life. Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock. Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack. Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon. Edited May 2, 200917 yr by Xany Report
May 23, 200917 yr comment_346945 Qwell thatss it itts offfical i'mm drunkk gust git backk fron a mmates place and we"ve ben hutting his hume brew sprites :D good siht opps ii'm offf 2 beds outs latter pioples :fuzz: Report
May 23, 200917 yr comment_346955 *waves to towe001*...... still drinking.....all you people are SOOOOOFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT. Report
May 24, 200917 yr Author comment_346977 Haha good to see this thread is still kicking hahaha :D All you bloody drunks!!! Report
May 29, 200917 yr comment_348324 well, i've got news that mty earlt train wont be running tonite, so i'm at work currently on my 4th since 4pm :rolla: i have sport at 7 then refing at 8....will be interesting, esp if i get onto number 5 before i leave :hmm: i might be back in later tonite once sport is finished and i empty the fridge of beer ... dF Report
June 3, 200917 yr comment_349661 Origin is epic f@$king fail. but getting drunk for no good reason on a week day is WINNAH!! ill sleep good tonight Report
October 23, 200916 yr comment_384843 Diggin this up from its grabve!! I'm going to bve so hang over in the morning Report
October 30, 200916 yr comment_386902 hey guysa, I'm drunks. maeking random calls to peopel. whats everyoe else doing> Report
December 24, 200916 yr comment_400605 So sad to have let this drop to the second paeg, So a drunk bump from me. Buying bottle of JaGER with free shotglasses and a 4pk of BIG V cans = lots of Jagerbombs. out of V and almost out of jager. Onto the Johnny and colla ;) EDIT: Chrismas Morn hangover is gonna be akward :thumbsup: Edited December 24, 200916 yr by SLO-030 Report
December 24, 200916 yr comment_400634 Awkward? For me when you can't stand some of your family its the ONLY way to roll. Report
December 26, 200916 yr comment_400865 goddamn! So f@$kin maggot! It hurts to breathe. Stuck in northbridge and no one will let me in coz I'm "to drunk". Hahaha good reason to. I gota sit here til my shirt dryes a bit (it got wet) then i can go drink some more. Long distance five to everyone! Report
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