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Simon:-

 

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.

Hung Like a Dragon

Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.

Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.

Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.

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  • 3 weeks later...

well, i've got news that mty earlt train wont be running tonite, so i'm at work currently on my 4th since 4pm :rolla:

 

i have sport at 7 then refing at 8....will be interesting, esp if i get onto number 5 before i leave :hmm:

 

i might be back in later tonite once sport is finished and i empty the fridge of beer ...

 

dF

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  • 1 month later...

So sad to have let this drop to the second paeg,

 

So a drunk bump from me.

 

Buying bottle of JaGER with free shotglasses and a 4pk of BIG V cans = lots of Jagerbombs. out of V and almost out of jager.

 

Onto the Johnny and colla ;)

 

EDIT: Chrismas Morn hangover is gonna be akward :thumbsup:

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