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Wtf?? Are They Serious..

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I found this on some weird website

 

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2007/11/...t.html#comments

 

Then goggled it and found this

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/

 

Can they be serious?

 

Less than 0.000001% of our travelers have had problems making it to Heaven through this unique, exclusive program

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Oh Dear God.....pardon the pun.

Pffft

 

The Catholic church has had this racket going for 2000-odd years, just with different packaging.

 

 

these things are not biblically based at all, and its usually just some weird group just trying to make some money.

 

oor they have gone and taken a few words of the bible completly out of context and run with it.

 

good thing is its free to get into heaven and ive got my ticket :)

and ive got my ticket

 

Yeah riiight....

 

I believe there is a ticket inspector first, unless you'd like to pop off just now and see if your ticket works... :)

these things are not biblically based at all, and its usually just some weird group just trying to make some money.

 

oor they have gone and taken a few words of the bible completly out of context and run with it.

 

good thing is its free to get into heaven and ive got my ticket :lolcry:

 

 

I think you missed uncle shadey's point. :laff:

 

Get yours quick before its full of Asians.

 

Nah they just work there! :)

Yeah riiight....

 

I believe there is a ticket inspector first, unless you'd like to pop off just now and see if your ticket works... :)

 

good thing my ticket is a lifely pass (unsure if lifely is a word, but i sorta extrapolated from "yearly"...)

 

and nah id like to keep modding rollas for a bit longer if thats cool.

Get yours quick before its full of Asians.

 

Hmmm... a place full of hot asian women... now that's my idea of heaven... sign me up!!!

Hmmm... a place full of hot asian women... now that's my idea of heaven... sign me up!!!

 

Not likely... If Heaven is anything like Queensland ( and it would be :) ) it will be staffed entirely by Filipino imports on work visas.

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What i find really funny is if you have any hassles getting past the pearly gates they will refund your money.. Bah haha!! :)

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