Leathery wrinkled old hags in Daisy Duke denim cutoffs.

 

*shudder*

 

Ladies, please grow old gracefully... WEAR MORE PANTS

i loled

 

uni again -.-

Also

 

sneezing while taking a piss...

:yes:.... could be messy!

lOl Jason thanks for sharing.

Bug splats: Shits me how I refuelled on the way home the other evening, and gave the windscreen a good scrub. Drive home the 10-15 kays from the servo and the windscreen was grubbier than before I cleaned it. :yes:

 

 

Nowhere near as bad as one night (many years ago) on the way home from the speedway near Bundaberg and drove through like a swarm of cane beetles. Was like driving through heavy hail the noise it made. Geez they made a mess, took forever to clean all the bug guts off the next day.

ABC dumping Junglist :yes:

You watch ABC?

You watch ABC?

 

Whats your point?

some of the best shows are on abc

Of the very little TV I watch, 90% is ABC or SBS

 

Commercial TV is mindless drivel

And while I'm ranting, WGMG: Anyone who is not in fact my brother, referring to me as such.

 

Some random douchebag called me 'bro' the other day... To which I replied;

 

"Oh are we related? You must be the milkman's son because mum's never mentioned you..."

 

This was met with a very confused and vapid look, not unlike an Irish Setter when you hide its favourite tennis ball and say "where is it"

 

He then laughed with a noise like a fat man makes when you kick him in the stomach, and wandered off.

Presumably to get his cap brim straightened, or to find some even skinnier girls jeans to buy.

HAHA^^ Bloody hell you crack me up shades!!

I'm always calling people 'brother' lol

And while I'm ranting, WGMG: Anyone who is not in fact my brother, referring to me as such.

 

Some random douchebag called me 'bro' the other day... To which I replied;

 

"Oh are we related? You must be the milkman's son because mum's never mentioned you..."

 

This was met with a very confused and vapid look, not unlike an Irish Setter when you hide its favourite tennis ball and say "where is it"

 

He then laughed with a noise like a fat man makes when you kick him in the stomach, and wandered off.

Presumably to get his cap brim straightened, or to find some even skinnier girls jeans to buy.

 

Way to go.....bro

^^ This sorta thing grinds my gears. YES, i may be a commodore. YES, this is a corolla forum. Its people like this bloke and his mate giving the ol commodores and falcons the reputations they have now.

 

They can be great cars when they're not treated or modified like shit.

 

This grinds my gears. Get farked. A set of king springs would have been worth more than what he actually paid for the vn. It was in the dodgy mods thread for a reason. I don't see why you had to quote what I said, put it in a different thread and then continue on to talk shit about me when you don't know a thing about me.