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Okay, i have another. Using explosives at work! :eatlead:

 

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And not to forget having weekends off!

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when my bf comes home from work and is absolutely off his chops hypo because he has had way too much coffee! He's so hilarious :bash:

better than him coming home half dead and falling asleep like he used to.

:eatlead:

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I love my new street directory (which is now outdated) :eatlead: cause it shows a red circle for round'a'bouts, a red dot for a set of lights and a red dot with a white star in it is?

 

... A red light camera! It comes in handy as there is talk of the gov. turning the red light camera's into speed cameras.

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What brightens my day is seeing my girlfriend playing games with my niece and nephew and the joy they all get from it.

 

I know i know, mushy and all but I'm so glad she feels a part of the family.

 

:dance:

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^ Yeah, i gotta say girlfriend's brightens up my day too.

 

Finish a bad day at work and I come home and my gf gives me a kiss and a big warm

hug and says i missed you.. then cooks me a great meal and all my worries go away

because i'm home with the woman i love.

 

Sorry got a bit soft there,

Another one is going fishing with mates while drinking a few beers and having cought

no fish we go home and have a BBQ and still hae a great time.

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Well to offset what Johno just said...

 

 

I love the smell of my farts. When I let one rip the aroma fills the room with my own blend of toxic gas. Smells good!!

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Finish a bad day at work and I come home and my gf gives me a kiss and a big warm

hug and says i missed you.. then cooks me a great meal[\b]

 

As much as I love my g/f, it seems I almost always end up cooking (although she tends to have worse days than me).

 

That, and I'm the better cook

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I love it when searching for a $30 cheque that I never cashed and finding $100 in Coles/Myer vouchers. That and a scratchie that was never cashed. Even moire money ;) (I have several of those, I just have to find them.)

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