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Redwarf Motorsport Signs Future Champion.

 

 

Redwarf Motorsport is pleased to announce the arrival of the 2027 Australian Rally Champion. Johanna Elizabeth Dwarf appeared yesterday just before 1500hrs, weighing in at a healthy 9lb 7oz. Johanna was sourced from the ever reliable Demon Tweeks catalog, page 152, "Future National Rally Champion, various colours, nationalities and genders available." Bucking the trend for the ever popular Scandinavian male variety, the choice of the streamline female Australian version has surprised some.

 

Team co-owner Mr Dwarf said "Well, to be honest the Finnish version is just too expensive, and the lead time is horrendous. We were able to pick this one up for a fair price, and the lead time was only 9 months."

 

Special thanks must go to the service crew at RBWH birth suite, for the pre-delivery servicing, and the quality during event care.

 

The other Co-owner of the ever expending Redwarf Motorsport empire, Mrs Dwarf stated that "The delivery would have been far easier if she'd taken that damn white helmet with the dark visor off….."

 

Wearing a spotless white race suit, boots and gloves, Johanna (who strangely only answers to the name "The Stiglette") had no comment to make.

 

 

 

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Edited May 14, 200917 yr by Redwarf

congrats buddy you must be stoked :y: :)

Nice work Red! :y:

Very entertaining reading.

 

....oh and congrats too! :)

 

 

Whats with all the RC members having babies lately :hmm:

lOl Love it. :y: Congrats on the newcomer. Great to hear. :)

Congratulations Rob. Hope missus Dwarf is doing well.

 

Wow, she weighs more than what our twins did combined.

Congratulations Rob. Hope missus Dwarf is doing well.

 

Wow, she weighs more than what our twins did combined.

 

Half of that weight is helmet and fireproof suit.

:y:

Congratulations!!

 

And I'm sure Johanna will be a great stig soon enough :)

 

Once again congratulations, I can't imagine how happy you are :y:

 

Travis.

Congrats Rob, Give my best wishes to Mrs Dwarf and the rest of the family too :y:

Congrats. Very entertaining read aswell.

Congratulations to you & the mrs.

Very entertaining read aswell. :y:

hey Rob, that's great news.

 

you could have embellished it a little. you know.. make it interesting :y:

Many congrats to the now 4 person family :)

 

Hope everyone is doing well and i'm sure andrew is quite interested in his new little sister. :y:

Wooo Hoooo :) !!!!!!!!!

 

Very big congratulations to the entire Family :y:

Congratulations, bet you can't wait to pick the first race suit out :y: