Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

I'm sick of all this "terror" bullshit. I can't f@$king turn on the TV without hearing some bullshit from either that jackarse bush and his butt slut howard or any of the journos that are just as bad as them. ARRG SO f@$kING SICK OF IT!!! </rant>

I usually screen shot these so I thought Id post em up every week I do.

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again an…

MEDIA RELEASE CRAZY PETE RALLY TEAM MOURNS THE DEMISE OF "THE BEAST' Date: 17 October 2004 The NSW rally community was shocked to learn that Haggers' infamously reliable steed, affectionately known as "The Beast", made its last heart wrenching tail slide at Port Macquarie on Saturday, 16 October 2004 17.40 AEST. At the after party at Rally HQ, as a mark of respect, registered members of the Gemini Series respectfully stopped drinking their beers at 11.45 pm, although it was later claimed that this was only because the bar closed at that time. The Beast was no ordinary Gemini - it had pedigree. It was born in …

Fook is auditioning for the silly seat for East Coast Targa If you'd like to vote for Fook, SMS "Fook" to 19 10 10, or call 1902 366563 (ie 1902 FOOKME) :P Hehe, just joking on the SMS and calling bits in case you didn't catch that already - but yes I may be doing East Coast Targa!!! :P :) :) It's all up in the air at the moment, but I hope I get to do it!

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I spend my time doing this.... I had a bit of trouble trying to drive that into school that day i don't think any of the four sides are legal, as they all scrubed going over a small speed bump Ill have to get pics of my rear bar with the custom made 5" cannon All i need now is some neons and rims i might have the neons covered with glow sticks ill keep you guys updated when I make my debut at BWCP, hopefully defect free Michael

well........a picture says a thousand words..... teddy and i went for a drive out to peters place to pick up some stuff today.....we kinda "found" this little park on the way....... just to add to the effect.....i kinda did a skid leaving...... bwahahahahaha......i still can't stop laughing. ;)

Farken hell. Either my stupid host has "lost" all my files again, or someone has hacked my site again. This has happened TOO MANY BLOODY TIMES NOW, and personally at the moment I can't be bothered to try to get everything up and running again. For one thing, I've lost all the recent data, and for another it took a fair bit of work to get it set up the way I wanted it setup, and now it's ALL GONE. I need to find a real host sometime. One with a proper DB. One that has proper security. One that has proper backup. None of this crappy home-job business. But darn it, all that costs more money. And money's something I don't really have at the moment. I gues…

Nah I don't think you'd ever break anything messing around on a skateboard unless you try something rather extreme. I mucked around on skateboards for a bit when I was in highschool, and 99% of the time when you mess up your board goes flying somewhere (like through a window) but you can usually regain your balance and stay upright. Inline skates on the other hand... When you mess up you usually end up on your hands and knees / arse / head / other body part. Have broken a wrist inline skating, a pair of wrist guards, a pair of knee guards and 3 helmets... Skateboarding is HARD. Took me like 3 months to be able to do a simple ollie, and was working on doing a k…

They confuse me... with the bacon theyre effectively saying "Well before our bacon is shit but now its better". But why the hell should I believe them? They lied before so why believe them now?! and the real eggs? They werent real before?? No trust in them now...I'll be avoiding them where I can...

Interesting Trueno... I like wheelsl :) WTF? Is that a NSW plate? I think this Trueno is in Malaysia... Convertible?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi...item=5522671143

*hello* (echoes) ...i know theres life form around here somewhere... !

Happy birthday to Rob who is APPARENTLY 94 today *cough*bullshit*cough*

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?count...ate=MO&zipcode= Say hello to the town of Rolla, MO. Located mid america about 160km from St.Louis and an easy (400km) drive to nashville so whos with me?

DIY Silvervision bulbs Umm... I wonder how you come up with a bright idea like this :) Let's all paint our bulbs to make them look different! I've got some red HT paint I used to paint my calipers, maybe I should paint my headlight bulbs to make my headlights red! :P

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Off to that big corolla heaven...also know as sims metal... Towies coming tomorrow to pick her up and then off to sims... Farewell! She was a good car...even tho the only time I drove her was off the trailer into her spot on my driveway (Where she endevoured to dump ALL the oil from her transmisson onto the driveway). Best $50 I ever spent! Heres a picture of the corolla no-one here ever got to meet...(maybe Felix)

Haven't really had a good look at this site, but at a glance looked interesting... Looks like they're using 4AGZE's to power these plane engines? Replicajets

meet our new puppy, Spud. he is a bullmastiff/great dane/ridgeback cross. he's just over 6 weeks old. check out the head on him. kids come up with good names for animals. he is a very confident little dog, he is already beating up our 5 1/2 month old kitten Busta. it is so funny to watch. Busta whacks him on the head and Spud doesn't even register it. the poor kitten doesn't know what to do, meanwhile Spud's ripping fluff off of him. he's a unit. :P

Just an offtopic post from me. Yay, tomorrow motorkhana! Have sort of been messing around with my website (http://www.fookstar.com) , changed the backend system. Was using WebAPP which was sort of like a content management system, and am now in the process of moving over to Pivot which is like a blogging tool. WebAPP does lots of things, but doesn't do any of them particularly well. Have been messing around with Pivot for about a day now, and am liking it a fair bit so far. Doesn't do as much, but what it does it does very well. Where is Jamie? I tried to call him too, but can't seem to get to him?

How many people have wanted to punch this guy at some stage or another?? Well heres the video for you. I present, Homer Simpson knocking out Simon Cowell. http://www.improperorder.com/irokin/SimonCowel.avi For anyone who is curious this is from episode FABF09 (Season 15 ep 13) "Smart and Smarter"

Men are like .Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh ! t out of you. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure wy. Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head rght for your hips. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. M…

thats right i now have a 4 speed manual for the yella thanks to a donor car i picked up for $200, which also included, :better interior than yella :new tyres :a good left fender for my other car :headlights that make light (yella's are dull as F%^K) :the manual box :a spare engine for yella and a list of other goodies, so now that i have a spare donk (which is in better nik than yella's anyway) i can rebuild that engine and bolt on the blower to it while still having some wheels, also i can chop up it's wiring loom to mould in the efi properly. so no walking for me. :P it's also lowered, (about 70mm clearance :P )

Found this on one of the Aviation boards I regularly look at (pprune.org , the Professional Pilots Rumour Network!). This is not a particularly small door,and the owner would really like this back..... No Ben, it won't fit on your KE20! :P MEDIA RELEASE 2004/25 Cabin Door 8 September, 2004 The Australian Transport Safety Bureau (ATSB) is seeking assistance from the public to locate a door that fell from an aircraft at about 0715 EST Tuesday 7 September 2004. The aircraft, a Raytheon Beechcraft King Air B300, was en route from Brisbane to Central Queensland at position 149 degrees 51 minutes East, 25 degrees South (approximately 14 NM WSW of Theodor…

The land of reasonably abundant KE70s (that I never noticed before), some KE20's and some KE30's. And they virtually all look rather bodgy. And they all either have steelies, or very very similar deep dish 13x7 jellybeans or something. I've seen one KE10 too. And several old school Lancers, Gallants, Capellas (I think) and some other cars I can't recognise. And wow, the rice is really quite abundant, especially with the Proton Wira's and Satrias (no surprise, nothing new), but now also with those silly looking Daihatsu Move van-like things. Yuck. And haha, vans look funny with RWD offset deep dish wheels. Because they're meant to have wheels with a more FWD …

Make the voting begin :)

Everyone has a favourite Simpsons quote. Mine goes something like this (forgive me, it won't be verbatim and it's going to be long): [scene setting] The episode is where the kids are snowed into their school. Principal Skinner has become a nazi drill sergeant and the school kids are sleeping in hessian bags on the floor etc. They rebel and trick Principal Skinner into a big bag that normally stores medicine balls. His head is poking out the top and they are tormeting him. (be patient I'm getting there) The kids send out the school pet "Nibbles" the rat out to find help. Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson save the day, get the kids out etc. But I swear the wh…

Porch Painting A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner If he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" …

Boeing 767 I think.....

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One windscreen that will not be getting a Road Worthy Certificate!! :) http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=6330...atic=yes&size=M

What has 6 balls and screws you twice a week? the lotto :) (i think thats it anyway :D)

http://www.mlsb.com/mls/property_morephoto...2&ht=1&type=SFR Look out the window in the 3rd pic.

As of thisarvo...theres a few touch ups here and there...but thats it

Photo Contest, If your interested in photography, and you have some great photo's you would like to share with us.. then please do so. Rules: Images can not be larger then 1024x768, and the picture has to be your own work. I'm planning to add a poll for all the pictures at the end and that way everyone can choose and we will see who wins?

Hey guys, I wanna buy a Digi, however I have no idea about em, being an old school bloke who uses a Pentax MZ50 SLR which uses a thing called film, not to sure if your still with me now.... might of lost some of you wipper-snappers... Anyhow, What should I look for in a Digi and what should I avoid?

i have a ke55 sedan dat i got off andrew and put a v8 holden in but i keep munching diffs what would fit?

well I'm new to the rolla club...so far i like it :) my name is andrew (aka fusion_pedley) , Xany told me about this place :D i drive a 1979 KE55 Corrolla. Mods so far: 2pac Yellow Respray and ricey stickers mods to come: sound system wheels interior engine in that order should i upload some pics??? i live on the southside of brissy in the shailer park area :party: my msn address if fusion_car_audio@hotmail if u want to add me...ill find room for ya :party: thanks guys :)