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This kinda sounds funky: ortho-k

roflmao

This guy is a riot If you loved "Letter to my Penis" aka "Dear Penis" then you'll enjoy this WIFE_MET_MY_GIRLFRIEND.zip

Wish list time. If I could have any 5 Corollas, this would be what my list would probably look like (in no particular order): TE27 Levin Corolla WRC (AE102 [i think] 3-Door Hatch) Initial D AE86 (Mmm, it beats Skylines) Current Model 3-Door Group N Rally Car (3-Door) KE55 with 4AGZE (hey, I had to make it so I've already achieved part of my wish)

aww :D

hi guys i really need an old version of icq. I know it sounds weird not to use the new version, but its so freaking confusing all I wanna do it login. argh.. anyone got an old exe lying around in their drives? :P

your talking about a car that was first manufactured in 1983, at the time it was considered to be well ahead most cars you could buy off the show room floor for a reasonable price. what made the car so good was it's over all BALANCE, twin cam engine, 4 wheel disc brakes, RWD configuration, and reasonably good power to weight ratio. with very little work they could be run in most motorsport events competitively. and now,how many years on, and the're still sort after, not too many cars i know of can lay clam to that. long live the AE86

hehehehehehe.....i knew i'd seen that face somewhere before

Well, i got this in the junk mail can today via email... thought it was rather amusing :P lol

Appartently this has been around for a while, but I got a giggle..... driftbattle.jpe

one clown ok.....quiz time... whats wrong with this for sale add.....more to the point.....wrong with the car...... well...theres nothing really wrong with it apart from the engine.....just something VERY weird. i will post the answer up later if noone can pick it.

just keyra dancing around slowly, but it's the music that makes this thing inpressive....if it is too dirty for the site, mods please remove, thanks. keyra video

go to http://bash.org lots of very funny irc quotes, heres some of my favorite <skrike> I think the people above me are having sex <skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot. <blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. <FlipTopBx> is it modded? <Sonium> someone speak python here? <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS <lucky> SSSSS <Sonium> the programming language <[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibl…

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http://massdestraction.com/1024-Crack_Spackel.html

all you need in life go play, go get addicted..... i did :S

This is so cool: Disco Dance Floor

Nose wheel first touch down..... va20.jpe

a lady is in a coma in this hospital. one day the nurses are washing her, and as they put a hand between her legs, her heart rate and brain activity monitors jump, then return to normal when the hand is removed. they do it again, and again the monitors jump they call the husband in, and explain to him what's happened. they say perhaps a bit of oral sex would bring his wife out of the coma. he agrees to try, and the nurses leave the room. nothing happens for a few minutes, then they hear her heart rate monitor go dead flat the nurses burst into the room, "what happened?" they ask the husband replies "dunno, guess she choked" :S

http://www.redlinegti.com/videos/redlinegt...ious.(g13b).avi (right click and save video) hahhaha worth the download

A mother goes into her son's room to have a bit of a clean-up and finds a bondage magazine in his wardrobe. She waits until the boy's father gets home and shows it to him. He looks at the magazine wordlessly before handing it back to the mother. She says: "So what do you think we should do about this?" And the father replies: "Well, I don't think we should spank him."

Well, i found my self last night pondering over time travel. Always has fasinated me someway or another! So, i got thinking about how humans percieve time, aposed to how a snail percieves time. Obiously a snail's would be much slower. Humans much faster. Well, what do you think would happen if a human was put into some sort of transporting device which went *so fast* which somehow changed *humans* perseption of time.... does this make any sence? Reason i said the snail bit is; i was watching a program on the twin towers. A snails persecption of events is so slow, that by the time the towers fell, the snail would of hardly realized, because of.. the refresh rate :…

hello everyone!!!! you see the mother of my child has stayed in australia(Mountain View Rd) with her... and i would like to ask someone if they could be kind and send me some pictures of the area, so i at least know how my dougther got it, see a little bit of how she lives... ps sorry about my bad english... with kind regards... mangelito211

My Hero

Did you here a noise? c130aa.jpe

Nuff Said !

Rollaclub should also endorse kaleoauto for getting tune up bits, maintenance bits and performance parts! Well priced too! http://www.kalecoauto.com/

1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospita…

PSSCHHT! hmmm....i wonder how many of these things they will sell just cause the ricers want the noise while not driving their car.

Check out this cool video I got sent of Mini specially setup for motorkhana's. Don't ask me what it's got, because as much as I'd love to know, I don't. Mini Video (2Mb)

As much as this guy??? Taken from http://you86.kt.fc2.com/

came across this link on another forum and just had to share. At the top of the page there are links to other pages... http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html diaries of an american teaching english in japan...some funny stories http://omega.med.yale.edu/%7Epcy5/flash/flash.htm#Xiaoxiao games & flash animations such as stick men fighting http://omega.med.yale.edu/%7Epcy5/misc/overlord1.htm top 100 things to do if you ever became an overlord http://omega.med.yale.edu/%7Epcy5/base/allyourbase.swf most of you should remember this one :D etc etc good for procrastination

I'm EXCITED

Such a horrific accident, easter bunny has been killed, looks like easter is cancelled..

this will be good for a laugh; www.fuh2.com i don't know if you guys have hummer h2's over there.

I used to be a big fan of metallica but not as much now. I went to one of the fan websites www.encycmet.com and just wanted to see what they'd been up to etc. I saw a link to kirks new car... http://www.encycmet.com/news/2005-02-02b.shtml :dance:

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, when suddenly the Irishman cried out "My God, I know who that man is. It's Jesus! The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at the table. The Irishman call out, "Hey!, you!!! Are you Jesus?" The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus"he says. The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you to give Jesus…

i have an update on the progress of the rt 142 that most of you know i am building. engine is still the 22re, but with the following shopping list: full engine balance and blue print i am now using 426 hemi inlet valves and cleveland exhaust valves (all stainless) 40 thou over forged acl pistons 10 thou crank grind running acl tri-metal race bearings stage 4 crane cam resized, shot peened, balanced conrods block decked and head shaved to acheive 10.5:1 comp rat titanium double valve springs (110lb seat tention) with moly chev retainers and seats rollmaster (i think) timing set head now has massive ports custom 3.6l plenum chamber with BA XR-8 throtle b…

Q. When is a pixie, not a pixie? A. When the pixie has his head up a Fairies dress - because then he's a Goblin.

Ever wondered what the difference between the australian and new zealand versions of windows xp is?