This was when I was in spare parts in the environmental industry.
The workshop foreman came into the office and gave me a bit of paper with a name and number to call as he said he took the call while I was on lunch, I gave the number a call and I got the answering machine for Currumbin wildlife sanctuary so thankfully I got that instead of asking for Laurie Keets.
I got him back a week later:
One of our customers was called Richard Burns but preferred to be called Dick so I googled the brothels number at sumner park and wrote Dick Burns and the number down and told him to call (he knew Dick so he didn't ask and questions), when the lady answered she only said Hello and not the business name, he asked 'Is Dick burns there please? which he got the reply 'no, this is a brothel, would you like to make an appointment'
Was good to see his face go red and have the office laughing at him.
He also walked up to me one day and asked if I had seen what the cat did to him to which I said no, he pulled his shirt away from his shoulder and when I went in for a closer look he grabbed my man hood.