the angel says to god "whatcha doin?", god says "i'm making this world where everything's balanced. look, it's hot in the middle and cold at the tips. people in north america are rich and assholes, people in south america are poor and nice. there's heaps of people in europe, and none in russia!"
the angel asks "what's that down there?". god replies "oh that's australia. it's got nice weather, top women, and their people are loved by travellers throughout the world". the angel asks "that's great for them, but where's the balance?"
god replies "oh man, you should see the ugly whingeing sheepf@$king bastards i've put next to them!"