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theyve been ringing me from sydney for ages.

told me bondi junction.

i lol'd and asked him about the weather and beaches and the bikini clad ladies for 5 minutes before he hung up teehee, didnt stop them trying again the next week though

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They rang my cousin om his mobile one day when we were at work and they said they were in Brisbane, So he said oh so your in Brisbane, Sydney Australia, They said yes so he laughed and hung up.

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the sex spec following rollaclub has

 

That makes me laugh. More like hand spec. The only sex you are going to get driving a ke70 with 18's ain't from women. :P

 

Telemarketers: Had a woman ring me up yesterday with some heavy Indian accent asking me if I was happy with my bank. My reply: "It's great thanks, bye"... click.

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WAIT!!! You mean a Corolla wont get me laid!!!!

 

For some reason squishy beings with boobies just don't get all warm and juicy over them.

 

Maybe you'll get a "ooo it's so cute and small".

 

It's funny with my E32, I get way more looks from the women then I ever did in corollas. It's big long and black. :P

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Maybe you'll get a "ooo it's so cute and small".

 

It's funny with my E32, I get way more looks from the women then I ever did in corollas. It's big long and black. :(

Your not trying to compensate for something are you :P

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Telemarketers: Had a woman ring me up yesterday with some heavy Indian accent asking me if I was happy with my bank. My reply: "It's great thanks, bye"... click.

 

LOL!!! :P

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WGMG - the birds (not magpies, the ones slightly smaller but still black and white) that keep ramming the windows in the sunroom. Obviously they are seeing their reflection and thinking that it's another bird, the only way to stop them is to open the blinds so the reflection no longer works, but that then means that the sunlight shines directly on the computer screen and I can't see jack

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