Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

I feel like making a random offtopic offtopic topic ! Ill start. O sol levanta-se no leste, e vai-se para baixo no norte. Isto é mais aleatório do que o que o gato teve para o lunch dois dias há. Bom dia.

Go Here Hint: He's hiding in attached photo.

Click what can i say...its happening, and real... :lol: this just makes me ******ing angry.

hey just woundering how do you use the seach button on this page i can figure it out thanks mark

^^ smart guy :lol:

I came across this on another forum but just had to post it here...it cracked me up apologies if its old http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.as...MVIEWTMP=Linear

My current addiction...... stickcricket.com

Well just want to see what kinda styles other people like, just interested. I'm just like that :P Hes my pride and joy, notice the minimal amount of rice and sponsors only. Carbon fiber wing and roof is crap goto change it but it was for style points so eh. This is faster then the GTR, for you's that haven't played the 1st NSFU the skyline was the best car. Come on get creative :) Z

http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=258005&st=0 omg......this is where street racing gets you please read the WHOLE thread.

I am sure we all know at least one person who would benefit from this service ... SHHH!

I'm a wookie wookie wookie, da fookie dookie wookie, jump jump jump jump hop hop hop, woo hoo!!! :D :D :fuzz: And a wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Well I thought Mr-Revhead might appreciate a laugh, so heres some random NZ / Kiwi Jokes, don't be afraid to add some more, lol... ***************** An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice". The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the gla…

As I possess both, I find this highly acturate..... EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY Day number 180 8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 181 8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 1…

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Get the Sam Kekovich Australia Day ad from http://www.mla.com.au/content.cfm?sid=1437 if you haven't seen it on the telly already. Oh, and you're all invited to a BYO BBQ Wednesday at 3, Roma St. Parklands. Yes, it's a public holiday, so no bludging. Oh, and watch the video first. and RSVP in this thread.

Yet another time waster.. http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/parking/parking_2.swf

Yet another time waster.. http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/testbola.htm

OMG OMG OMG!!! Mr. Potato Head kicks arse, but this takes it to a whole new level! http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/pl/page.new.../dn/default.cfm

1) Visit Pen Island 2) Look at URL 3) Laugh.

Type in RB26DET and see what it thinks :)

Jay Lenos has some f&&kin awesome old cars. Hes got cars from a steamer to a McLaren F1 http://www.roadfly.org/magazine/8/jay_leno.../18-4694151.jpg he even owns some roadster with a freakin tank engine in it.

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Hope it makes you laugh :)

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Bush Or Chimp? You Decide..

Understanding Computer Technology

Hope this is acceptable Nick, he he he (can it if you disagree with it being here)

Hospital Mishap

http://www.wakeskating.com/invited/wake_skate.htm

i'm keen for a top speed run

gday guys and gals. i'm interested in what freaky stories that have happened to you or a person you know, atm i can't think of any that have happened to me. i'll think of something later.. LET THE FREAKY SHIT BEGIN!

... yes it is!

it's only 12mb, so worth it http://videos.somethingawful.com/mega64/tetris.mpg more real life videogame re-enactments on the www.mega64.com site :D

Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off...

Ok so I'm bored, but this is a true story So I'm washing my corolla today. I'm parked on the lawn and my back is to the road and I'm scrubbing some tough dirty black shit off the fender. I hear: "1600?" I turn around and theres this random guy in a suit standing there on the road looking at my car. I give him an insane look because I dunno what the f@$k he's going on about. "Is it a 1600? No! A 1200!" And I just stare at him blankly and slowly start to realise he's a moron. He walks to the back of the car and sees "toyota" and "csx" on the back. "oh, its a toyota. sorry, never mind." and walks off I dunno hey. I would have been more forgiving if he had of wal…

I'm feeling very offtoipic today, no idea why. Can some one join me on my quest to be offtopic? :D

Click me ! To all you astron lovers out there, here is another quality by-product from the 2.6 world. :D

test for Ignition Output: Hold medium wrench in one hand, Sears wrench preferred for accuracy of test 'cause other smooth wrenches are too slick for throwin'! With engine running', grab hold of the plug end of an ignition cable with the other hand and hold on tight! This will more than likely cause you to throw wrench! KV output is based on how far the wrench wuz thrown! 10 feet = approx. 10,000 volts 20 feet = approx. 15,000 volts 30 feet = approx. 25,000 volts Over 30 feet = Caution! Must be one of them new dis-is-it ignition systems, use bigger wrench and retest. Electricity will not usually hurt you, instead it is the back of you…

Oh yeah about my quad-rotor ke10 with no brakes, just out of interest, I've heard a rumour about cops browsing car modding sites for cars with illegal stuff done to them. So if anyone does want to do the nasty, don't talk about it on online forums, or don't post pictures exposing your number plates. In fact be a good honest citezen in the first place. *cough* :greenbounce: I want to be a police-type person and browse car forums. "but its my job, honest"

I understand it was brand new, just delivered from Toulouse in France to the good 'ol Red Rat here in Oz. Tips for new players, don't try to push it around with the incorrect towbar.....