hehe i reckon i can hold my own against you aussie!!
heres the first....
This is an actual radio conversation of an Australian Naval ship with New Zealand authorities off the west coast of the South Island
near Milford Sound in October 1975.
Kiwis: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Aussies: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
Kiwis: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Aussies: This is the captain of an Australian Naval Warship. I say again, divert your course.
Kiwis: NO I say again, you divert your course.
Aussies: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMAS MELBOURNE, THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE AUSTRALIAN NAVY.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE FRIGATES AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND
THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH,
OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP !
Kiwis: THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE YOU AUSSIE F#CK~with ! YOUR CALL !
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:D :dance: :D