Karaoke + Asians.
This is going to sound terribly racist, but even the perpetrators of aforementioned woeful crooning agree, so I'm in the clear.
Why is it that the race of people LEAST able to sing have such a penchant for karaoke?
I work for myself, in a yard in an industrial estate. Next door is a large shed, where a group of chinese christians have set up shop to do their chinese christian-y things.
Sundays they rock up and do their thang... and afterwards there's a bit of high volume praise the lord-ing going on and I'm cool with that... thats what ya do on sunday when you're a christian.
But when the f*ckers turn up mid morning on a weekday and bust out with the most godawful chinese love ballads, volume turned up to 11, for several godforsaken hours and STILL NOT MANAGING TO HIT ONE SINGLE NOTE CORRECTLY THE WHOLE TIME...
I get slightly peeved.
That is all.