Ahhh, that takes me back to the days I was working in a pizza shop. Pissed guy rings up asking for a mexicana as hat as you can make it. Pizza cook gets evil grin on face, on goes the chilli, tobasco etc. About 2 minutes after deleivery, pissed bloke rings up yelling that pizza is to f@$king hot. Normal reply was to tell him to man up and not to be a pussy.