2x blade screwdrivers
put into drivers door - slot then down betweent the window and the outher rubber part that rubs up against the window. insert them both in, with a 5cm gap between. Once they are down a bit, turn them both 90° so they push the window apart from the outer sceal.
then, get a coat hanger? or Mig welding wire to be best (strongish wire) and bend into the shape of a very big, sterotypical " J " - like a U, with one side of the U alot higher. THe idea is to put it down through middle of ure screwdrivers, turn it and reef up, so that the inside part of ure "U" collects the underside of the door lock (the actual part of the door lock u push and pull to lock / unlock door) - it shoudlnt be too hard, and once u pop it up, ure in
To start the car, undo the 7 screws around the stering colum with a poiny long nose phillps screw driver, pull of steering colum plastic, get a bigger phillips screwdriver, undo the ignition key barel assembly (1 phillps screw) - then get a big blad screw driver, pry it out (easy) and turn the assembly (its quite easy to see how it works :P) to turn the car on.
Enjoy.