PM it to me if it makes it easier ;)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

 

Having a g/f with DDs does have its perks

 

Currently slugging back 100 proof SoCo and vanilla coke, got to love duty free.....

 

and by 'perks' you mean 'handfuls' ;)

 

i know the joy!!

and by 'perks' you mean 'handfuls' ;)

 

i know the joy!!

 

And I have big hands too.....

Maybe your hands aren't big. Maybe they aren't big.

 

Anyway, WHERE IS MY PM WITH THE FOOTAGE!!

Bah

 

Nothing perky about DD's... Voluminous, yes... but perky? No.

 

I prefer quality over quantity ;)

Wooot Happy New year all! Anyone else see the sydney fireworks? I was there but i missed them some how... Sooo Blind woooot beeer woot? yeah anyways woot, *** har d to get a txi right now :\ LAmeeeeeeeeeeee Wootoooies

Wipeout (no Malibu left) and Jager... I'm a tad smashed.

Well i'm not drunk now but was this morning.

Happy new year to all rollaclub members. Hope you all had a great time doing whatever you did to bring in the new year.

As i said was drunk but now just riding the porcilen train.

I had a SHIT night. Went into melbourne. I had plans to have a party at my house. I was going to supply piss, music and fire. Bring the genorator down the back yard (I live on 5 acres) Cut sick and run a muck. I had invites out to a fair few people including my GF and 3 of her freinds so there was a few chicks. But then my mates decide they want to go to the city and watch the fire works in person. Well darn me what a night.

they didnt want me to bring my gf cos they said it will cramp their syle... what ever! my gf was pissed off when i said i'm going out with the boys for a night in the city. Anyway my mate drove in in his ss gen3 lowerd commo. We get a eski full of piss and hit the streets, WHat??? no drinking on the streets?? darn that!! we go back to the car and scull abotu 3 cans each then hit the street. Walk around and go to a pub. $30 bucks door entry?? stuff that! we walk to the next palce that had a crappy cover band playing, walk up to the sercurity.. Id he says.. get in then there is a girl at the door and she says $110 bucks entry fee each.. we say for what?? a crappy band and half hour wait to get drinks at the bar,, cya!

 

Ok long story short cos i still feel like crap. 4 of us walk in to the city.. I get into a fight, mate gets his phone stolen, one cracks the shits and walks off with his phone flat, the other one has no phone cos it was stollen and the other mate i walk home with, miss the trian by 10 seconds. girlfrind crakcis it at me cos i didnt take her home, the taxi we rang got taken from someone else. we all get drunk and lost and get our own way home. The fire works were shit, the city was way too busy, anygirl i tryed to talk to has some jelose guy giving me evil looks so i chat to guys then they try go scam me with drinks.. darn it.. worst new years eve party ever! Next time i'm sticking to my guy feeling and going camping with people i know..

 

Ahh! i culd go on but i need sleep.

 

By the way, love all you guys and girls and trav, your the man! thanks for starting this thread.

 

yourzs truly hung over, tired John.

 

Edit, i don't say darn, i wanted to say something else but yeah.. good old censoring

Edited January 1, 200917 yr by Johno

Wipeout (no Malibu left) and Jager... I'm a tad smashed.

 

look at the time 'Dec 31 2008, 11:51 PM you should of been out celebrating the new year.

Edited January 1, 200917 yr by KE30_KE35_KE55

ok I'm making up for last night tonight...I'm so smashed lol and its still early.

I had a party with all of my best friends the other night, there was soco, jim, jack and toohey!

 

Too bad I feel like shit this morning, if I didnt have to work I would have a quick one to ease the pain now.

Maybe your hands aren't big. Maybe they aren't big.

 

Anyway, WHERE IS MY PM WITH THE FOOTAGE!!

 

Footage? I thought you wanted boob-age? Besides, since my g/f actually is a member on here, that means you ain't getting squat :yes:

 

Although, If you go look in our old KE55 members ride thread, you do see photo of chestage there

damn i was trashed on new years

 

had a whole bottle of jim to myself

 

wasnt near a computer though ahaha

 

still talked to lexxi on txt though ahaha if that counts

haha....this is so weird.

 

i'm at work, feels like a monday after day off, but it's drinks friday, with about 20% of the office actually at work today...so i'm left alone at my desk drinking cos all my drinks buddies aren't in today :yes:

 

oh well, i've sorted the missus, she'll be home when i leave work, so she'll have a good hour to organise my dinner :jamie: here's hoping she cooks spag bol as suggested (by me of course!!)

 

i <3 drunk train rides home on friday's!!

 

might be back here later tonite....we'll see what happens after dinner!

 

dF'ers

 

 

update:

 

she surprised me with taco salad and stella artois!!....with the promise of spag bol tomorrow :yes:

 

let's just hope she's as accommodating when i bail for most of tomorrow

Edited January 2, 200917 yr by dfunkt

Imma drunking tonight.