Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

Shamry: Ah well, always next time. Just wondering - you have cats yes? But you have a puppy in your avatar? Or do you also have a dog?

Imagine if all companies employed this type of interview .... would suck to join the Army

i have an update on the progress of the rt 142 that most of you know i am building. engine is still the 22re, but with the following shopping list: full engine balance and blue print i am now using 426 hemi inlet valves and cleveland exhaust valves (all stainless) 40 thou over forged acl pistons 10 thou crank grind running acl tri-metal race bearings stage 4 crane cam resized, shot peened, balanced conrods block decked and head shaved to acheive 10.5:1 comp rat titanium double valve springs (110lb seat tention) with moly chev retainers and seats rollmaster (i think) timing set head now has massive ports custom 3.6l plenum chamber with BA XR-8 throtle b…

Did you here a noise? c130aa.jpe

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Clicky for DJ Fingers hahaha......everytime i watch it it gets funnier.....i swear. :lock: and the site it came off Lejo

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking conf…

Hmm, don't know if this should go in General Discussions or Off Topic, so here it is. To celebrate my contract going unconditional today, I went out and spent more money (YAY! Oh wait, it should be the other way around, I should be trying to save more money...) Anyway, I went out, I ooh'ed and I aaah'ed, read consumerreview.com and choice.com.au, talked to more people, ooh'ed and aaah'ed some more, read epinions.com and several other websites, and bit the bullet and bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Not having done what was planned and won a lottery, I settled for the base model Dyson, the DC05 It's basically the "baby" of the Dyson range, with only the Dual …

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This one comes with a bit of a content warning, so open at your own risk. http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/tarzan_pong.htm

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/curve_pong.htm

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/crash.htm

http://www.ventoline.com/frozenbubble/bustamove640.html

OH BABY !!!! 1.23 mb .wmv file kart_turbine_high.zip

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/crazydriver1.html Make sure you watch it right through. I know watching burnouts can be painful for some of you but bare with it.

I used to be a big fan of metallica but not as much now. I went to one of the fan websites www.encycmet.com and just wanted to see what they'd been up to etc. I saw a link to kirks new car... http://www.encycmet.com/news/2005-02-02b.shtml :dance:

Ever wondered what the difference between the australian and new zealand versions of windows xp is?

Q. When is a pixie, not a pixie? A. When the pixie has his head up a Fairies dress - because then he's a Goblin.

I'm EXCITED

hehe i reckon i can hold my own against you aussie!! heres the first.... This is an actual radio conversation of an Australian Naval ship with New Zealand authorities off the west coast of the South Island near Milford Sound in October 1975. Kiwis: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision. Aussies: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision. Kiwis: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision. Aussies: This is the captain of an Australian Naval Warship. I say again, divert your course. Kiwis: NO I say again, you divert you…

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, when suddenly the Irishman cried out "My God, I know who that man is. It's Jesus! The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at the table. The Irishman call out, "Hey!, you!!! Are you Jesus?" The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus"he says. The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you to give Jesus…

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? pimples wait until you're 15 before they come on your face how do you know it's bedtime at neverland ranch? the big hand touches the little hand

Such a horrific accident, easter bunny has been killed, looks like easter is cancelled..

this will be good for a laugh; www.fuh2.com i don't know if you guys have hummer h2's over there.

As much as this guy??? Taken from http://you86.kt.fc2.com/

came across this link on another forum and just had to share. At the top of the page there are links to other pages... http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html diaries of an american teaching english in japan...some funny stories http://omega.med.yale.edu/%7Epcy5/flash/flash.htm#Xiaoxiao games & flash animations such as stick men fighting http://omega.med.yale.edu/%7Epcy5/misc/overlord1.htm top 100 things to do if you ever became an overlord http://omega.med.yale.edu/%7Epcy5/base/allyourbase.swf most of you should remember this one :D etc etc good for procrastination

Check out this cool video I got sent of Mini specially setup for motorkhana's. Don't ask me what it's got, because as much as I'd love to know, I don't. Mini Video (2Mb)

Rollaclub should also endorse kaleoauto for getting tune up bits, maintenance bits and performance parts! Well priced too! http://www.kalecoauto.com/

one clown ok.....quiz time... whats wrong with this for sale add.....more to the point.....wrong with the car...... well...theres nothing really wrong with it apart from the engine.....just something VERY weird. i will post the answer up later if noone can pick it.

PSSCHHT! hmmm....i wonder how many of these things they will sell just cause the ricers want the noise while not driving their car.

Nuff Said !

1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospita…

Appartently this has been around for a while, but I got a giggle..... driftbattle.jpe

My Hero

Well, i found my self last night pondering over time travel. Always has fasinated me someway or another! So, i got thinking about how humans percieve time, aposed to how a snail percieves time. Obiously a snail's would be much slower. Humans much faster. Well, what do you think would happen if a human was put into some sort of transporting device which went *so fast* which somehow changed *humans* perseption of time.... does this make any sence? Reason i said the snail bit is; i was watching a program on the twin towers. A snails persecption of events is so slow, that by the time the towers fell, the snail would of hardly realized, because of.. the refresh rate :…

hello everyone!!!! you see the mother of my child has stayed in australia(Mountain View Rd) with her... and i would like to ask someone if they could be kind and send me some pictures of the area, so i at least know how my dougther got it, see a little bit of how she lives... ps sorry about my bad english... with kind regards... mangelito211

A mother goes into her son's room to have a bit of a clean-up and finds a bondage magazine in his wardrobe. She waits until the boy's father gets home and shows it to him. He looks at the magazine wordlessly before handing it back to the mother. She says: "So what do you think we should do about this?" And the father replies: "Well, I don't think we should spank him."

This is so cool: Disco Dance Floor

http://www.redlinegti.com/videos/redlinegt...ious.(g13b).avi (right click and save video) hahhaha worth the download

a lady is in a coma in this hospital. one day the nurses are washing her, and as they put a hand between her legs, her heart rate and brain activity monitors jump, then return to normal when the hand is removed. they do it again, and again the monitors jump they call the husband in, and explain to him what's happened. they say perhaps a bit of oral sex would bring his wife out of the coma. he agrees to try, and the nurses leave the room. nothing happens for a few minutes, then they hear her heart rate monitor go dead flat the nurses burst into the room, "what happened?" they ask the husband replies "dunno, guess she choked" :S