Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

i came across this on a perth car fourm funny shit http://www.ebaumsworld.com/wakthesak.html

Time take on a harder challenge. And this one involves Britney~ http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic602.htm

Here's some pics from the 2005 Rejex Rally. Please note the cool stickers Nick made up for me, they looked great (although I could have done a better design for him to work with).

Suck Crap Bahahha - own3d

i know chrysler had a lot of business down there, but did you ever get the dodge dart there? i'm selling my '65 http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Dodge-Dart-...566204477QQrdZ1

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honestly, what's the go with the cops? a friend of mine was in an accident yesterday, she was on a roundabout and some idiot lady was speeding and didn't give way and ran into my friend's car and pushed it up onto said roundabout. my friend's fine and both cars could be driven away but still the way i see it, there are at least three fines here. exceeding the speed limit, not giving way on a roudabout, and changing lanes on a roundabout. you could probably even throw in a not indicating on roundabout in there too my mate called the cops and they didn't even want to hear about it. "both cars can be driven away, it's something for the insurance companies" they s…

HAHAHAHAHA. That's such a funny word. NKOTB. I wonder if they ever realised how similar those words are. What if you mis-spelt it as KNOBT? Or KNOTB? This is a very silly thread with absolutely no point.

Does anyone here read horrorscopes? Whether you believe them or not. I used to scoff a them, but I recently got one of them Starscroll things, and for some strange reason I'm absolutely obsessed with it at the moment and it's even starting to dictate my life. Am I becoming one of those arty-farty-hairy-fairy people?

How long can you ogle for without getting busted? http://www.milbestlight.com/swf/game/game1.swf

Have a look at this...... (Work friendly....) http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/...rtSlowjump2.wmv *Edit: Put the link in, Dopey.....*

Inspiration: DIY:

How does searching for "Pimp car" come up with this site??? *caution* may not be work friendly For more fun turn on speakers.

A while ago my boss placed an A4 sign on the back of my car that read "Toot if you think i am sexy". Unfortunately i didnt notice it until i got home 1hr later. I only got a few honks :sad: , and unfortunately 2 of them were from other blokes. In retaliation i placed a $17.000 For Sale sign on the back of his $30,000 2004 Rodeo. Then i purchased this Secret Farter and taped it under his chair and activated it when someone went into his office. Priceless :y: Its now come time to step it up a notch and so i came across this site while searching for new ideas. Prank Place I'd like to hear of new and harmless gags that people have pulled.

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holy shite!!!

Ibrahim Ferrer, rose to fame with Buena Vista Social Club :y: He was really awesome, I went to see them play at QPac a few years ago when they came and did a show here...

Time for some dodgy story's!! The ex had taken in her mr2 to a mechanics, this was after i said i wouldtn' bother because they wont be able to help. Her car was having problems with the supercharger, i got her to take it to a mechanic so i coudltn' be blamed if something went wrong fixing it. Anyways to cut a long story short i get a phone call as I'm walking outa one of my tafe classes...... its the mechanic ringing up to find out how the s/c works :jamie: after which they said they'll just make it so its permantly on. I get home to find out that the s/c has stoped working again. Now for a further bit of info........... these guys do engine conversions a…

Opinions please... If anybody parks near my joint with a setup like this... expect it on bricks and shat on personally! hahahahahaha

Ever seen a Ford F350 pull an 11 second quater mile?? F350 Now you have.

i thought id show everyone my new cooling system for my computer. I'm not what you would call a nerd, it really is a crap computer, but me and a mate were bored so we decided to use the fan unit from my spare ke50 which is goin to the tip. behold...it kind looks like a turbo haha.

Body has more rust that a piece of blow up swiss cheeze. Paint is Red, and faided. Body has dings in it too. Hell, its a $50 buck Ke70.. Not even drinking a carton of what the car is worth would make it look any better. It would make a good BBQ car :)

did anybody know that on the early model ke70 front end the headlights are different between the sedan and the panelvan. the panelvan has a longer park light on the fender. i am unable to find the panelvan headlights for mine!

Apparently Porn makes you blind :D Click here

he didnt....he sold it to his stepmum....lol

i seem to remember someone translating japanese ebay pages....medicine man? jamie? anyway; i'm writing a manga grphic novel and need some words translated from english into japanese. and also some into indo-china somthing or other so japanese i need; "revenge" "nightshade" (plant) a cutsie girls' name meaning some kind of flower don't have my list in front of me, there will be more helpers get thier name in the credits thanks in advance-mike

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that is all (and before you ask teddy, no)

here ya's go General Lee - Jump 1 General Lee - Jump 2 Don't forget to "Right Click & Save!" Mick.

Once again, Google images never fails to amaze. I search for "Duck" and this is one of the results on the first page: (NSFW) http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/...cture-thumb.jpg

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i seem to remember starlet82, jamie, and gemma talking about this, then i heard on the news today... so.... who the f@$k wants to adopt me?! no, seriously, i want to become an austrailian...i will leave it all behind, except daisy to live there does anyone have any more info?

Drift gone wrong. *Right Click - Save Target As*

General Lee Fan Club - North America More video's for ya'll. Mick.

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hey, i know there was a sort of related topic before, but like i said, sort of related how much would it be worth to buy about 5ltrs of paint? Preferably enamel, metallic - don't know about the differences in price but....

Some umm... interesting cars Jap cars are weird One that did catch my eye though: Hmm, R31 wagons are actually quite cool :P

Ok so I succumbed to some rice - I have a weakness for blue and I am sure Nick, Simon and Jamie can vouch for that after seeing the inside of my car. Anyway I had those shitty bulb condoms on the globes in my dash - a factory rice fitting I might add. The originals were green and I didnt like the green giauges so I chnaged the condoms to blue - but unfortunately through the wonders of yellow filament light they still looked greenish ..... and you can see that in some of Nicks photo from his drive. So I pop down to SuperCheapAndNasty and grab some rice bulbs - blue led push in replacement globes. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They rock - I am happy to say my dash …

This is how you DON'T wake your kids up for school! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Click here and press the [free] button at the bottom of the page for it to download.... and enjoy!!