Volkswagen warranty.
Puddle of water under the Toerag. Volkswagen Assist turn up, leaking around the water pump. Another man turns up with a tray truck, car disappears for 2.5 days, yet another man rings up to say its ready with a brand new water pump installed.
Cost: $0
Having owned other manufacturers vehicles, and tried to get warranty claims out of them, this was too easy. Holden in particular you would have more chance of speaking to your dead relatives than you would of getting a claim through.
Okay, I didn't get a loan car, which was a little inconvenient, but everything else was on the money.