Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

Okay, fine so I stole it from someone who stole it from someone else... but... To the V8 heads who have stickers that say "only juice and milk come in 2 litres", we have: "Only cheap goon comes in 4 and 5 litres" :)

Yep there you go folks ancient humans got busy with anything that moved and the gene hasn't been breed out of us yet. You, or your friend, could be one if you, or it, looks like this. Hannigan Ancient humans, dubbed 'Denisovans'

Thought I would have already found a thread here today about this, but oh well. New WIN Australian version started last night did anybody actually watch it??? Thoughts? I quite enjoyed it, but I'm sorta of the opinion that any top gear is good top gear. You can deffinately tell that WIN has a bit more funding to throw at it than what SBS did.

mine is to quit smoking and try to be nicer to people can't really see both happening at the same time, but what the hell

IF Anyone is interested, i was thinking of having a huge New Years Bash. All the boys from my old car club SUB ZERO PERFORMANCE will be there, and as many of the Rolla club that want to come, drinks are BYO, But I will supply Food.......... WAY TO GET TO KNOW EVERYONE????????????????? :insane: :D :D :D

Heya guys and girls, Was just thinking to my self what to do for new years... I'm currently in Sydney so i was thinking one of the following.. 1. Go home to Byron .. 2. Go to falls try jump the fence... 3. Go some where in melbourne.... 4. Stay in sydney see how it is here. 5 Take a huge risk and get the first o/s flight I can get... I'm currently leaning towards this one.. thinking NY, or anywhere in europe, asia. Anyways what are your plans?

Hay lads my name is shaun and I'm new to rollaclub. I have a 3k powered 78 ke30 4 speed that i payed $800 for with 8 months rego i have owned it for a year now and i love it. It is soon to have a 5 speed with a 4k 3k big port. In the furture maybe a fj20 or sr20 thats if i have some cash. I have lowered her all ready and added a few goodes to her. My next thing i want to do is get some 4x 15in skyline stockes and some paint.. :( ps.. can i have some friends |blink|

Hi guys, just wanted to say hi to everyone, I spent a lot of time reading this forum, and I finally decided to join. I bought Toyota E110 Corolla, few days ago. Anyone with experiences with it is welcome to send me a PM.

hey all I'm the neewbieeeeeeeee ;) so be nice! i got refereed on this forum.. but i forget the username he goes under.. ohh ohh n I'm a southsider now!!! haha (first time ever) anyways might see some of u round! :insane: Stace!

just thought i'd post this up in case this is what anyone is looking for, just been resprayed, and has a GZE in it, what more can i say...i wish i had the money to buy this beast. CLICKY!!!!

Can't get the link to work :wink: :lolcry:

hey! you said you HATED gorillaz.............

my first car photoshopping attempt... didnt even use photoshop...not bad considering

Funny as *NEW* Nigerian Scam + MY reply ! Mrs. Fiona Higgins Scammed Victims Goodday, I am Mrs. Fiona Higgins, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside in 108 Crockett Court. Apt 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States. I was one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail. So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr. Fred Uzoma (SAN), who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE and a Human Right Activist, I contacted him and he explained everything t…

Just looking at the people online. Its 1:04AM and theres me, Redwarf, Ke1x and Grimmy and then i saw this Most users ever online was 30 on Jul 24 2003, 01:51 AM :P

Ninja Fook say "come over here and snog me." :ban:

Haven't seen NISROLA online in ages. Or Trev either. Where you at NIS and Trev?

No Fuel Day Please copy and send via email to all your contacts IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES. THEREFORE FRIDAY FEBRUARY 22nd HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED ‘STICK IT UP THEIR ASS DAY’ AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY. THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLYAS YOU…

Hey guys, just saw this on the news and might come in handy. Its no longer illegal to challenge someone to a duel in Queensland. They passed the law last night apparently. If only we had access to guns. Just a note to everyone, If I slap you in the face with a glove... ITS ON!!!

Farken hell. Either my stupid host has "lost" all my files again, or someone has hacked my site again. This has happened TOO MANY BLOODY TIMES NOW, and personally at the moment I can't be bothered to try to get everything up and running again. For one thing, I've lost all the recent data, and for another it took a fair bit of work to get it set up the way I wanted it setup, and now it's ALL GONE. I need to find a real host sometime. One with a proper DB. One that has proper security. One that has proper backup. None of this crappy home-job business. But darn it, all that costs more money. And money's something I don't really have at the moment. I gues…

This link was posted on a motorbike forum that I moderate, I read the 1st 2 pages and could not stop laughing, Basically the bike was running rough so he got some NOS fuel additive, I will let you have a quick read to work out what went wrong. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

Still has a steering wheel. Nearly faster then my rolla. See Sailing is cool Imagine nose diving -_- http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuP-XHefTo I think i recall, 84km/h.. 47 knots.

what is the go with the pink stickers and green stickers??? is that there defects over there???

I picked up a new addition to the family last night She has a pure beed dad and an almost pure breed mum (American Staffy). My other dog (4yo Staffy x Ridgeback) is petrafied of her :P

Just the picture you want to see before you fly out on an overseas holiday ! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Hey All Well, i am in need of some help. I have 2 ke70s. 1 is regestered, the other is decaying. I would like to fix up the blue corolla, but i simply don't have the resources, space, money or time to do it. What would any 1 recomend i do with it? - Some of you have seen it, so u know what its like... for others... Well, Lets Say i was quoted in the 3500 mark to get the rust FIXED -... Too bad the interiour doesnt have a scratch on it, and the motor was looked after more than a 747 Jet is... What Should i do? - Its an exelent parts car to say the least, and i got it for 300. Its Driviable and all, and its the Top of the Range Csx Model (1983) …

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Was cruising the net for some interesting pics of star signs and came across these... I've never really been a huge fan of body painting but these almost turned me....

Well just want to see what kinda styles other people like, just interested. I'm just like that :P Hes my pride and joy, notice the minimal amount of rice and sponsors only. Carbon fiber wing and roof is crap goto change it but it was for style points so eh. This is faster then the GTR, for you's that haven't played the 1st NSFU the skyline was the best car. Come on get creative :) Z

MEDIA RELEASE CRAZY PETE RALLY TEAM MOURNS THE DEMISE OF "THE BEAST' Date: 17 October 2004 The NSW rally community was shocked to learn that Haggers' infamously reliable steed, affectionately known as "The Beast", made its last heart wrenching tail slide at Port Macquarie on Saturday, 16 October 2004 17.40 AEST. At the after party at Rally HQ, as a mark of respect, registered members of the Gemini Series respectfully stopped drinking their beers at 11.45 pm, although it was later claimed that this was only because the bar closed at that time. The Beast was no ordinary Gemini - it had pedigree. It was born in …

:jamie: ok i have a AE71 corolla with a 4age in it... Who has some ideas on what i can get as a number plate? cheers

Ok the Image Scavenger Hunt seemed to die off - this is a new twist on that old game. The rules: 1. No Photochopping! 2. Must provide photo evidence. 3. Must have fun. How to play: Starting with a numberplate every player then tries to find another numberplate with that letter or number sequence or combination. If somebody matches the letter combination then the numbers on that plate become the target for the next hunt. eg The first number plate is ABC 321 and somebody snaps a plate BAC 950 ... they matched the letter combination so then we would be looking for a plate with one of the 6 combinations you can make with 950 ....

That has to be about the flukiest fluke in flukingdom! NICE ONE!!!

Decide for yourself.......

Hehe, as of today, not only do I have lots of nutserts in my car, I also have nutserts in my house!!! :) Nutserts rock :P

Well I thought Mr-Revhead might appreciate a laugh, so heres some random NZ / Kiwi Jokes, don't be afraid to add some more, lol... ***************** An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice". The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the gla…

In no real order...Just putting them up as I find them Looking down on Queenstown from the deer park Toboggan in the hills of Queenstown. This thing was insane!!! Clock in the old university in Christchurch. Looks very London like! w00t. Me and dad finished 1.125L of rum in 9 days! Turbo on the campervan :P Engine shot. This thing made some crazy power. 5cyl turbo intercooled diesel Bonnie Blue...the 737-800. Worked on her Rob? shes a finnnee craft mmm...winglets are cool. Got HEAPS of shots of clouds mid-flight Final approach into Brisbane Just a comment on Pacific Blue. Great airline...GOD DAMN HOT AIR HOSTESS' I may have a piccy somewhere :P 12 valve s…

Thought i better stick these video links up, these cars are from a little town called whakatane, the wagon has a 4agze in it (belongs to a mate of mine) blue ke30 has a 4g63 in it (evo motor) oh and the sr20det e30 bmw belongs to rollas22 brother ke30 evo

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