Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

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gday guys and gals. i'm interested in what freaky stories that have happened to you or a person you know, atm i can't think of any that have happened to me. i'll think of something later.. LET THE FREAKY SHIT BEGIN!

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i havent slept in 3 days, my teeth tingle, its that try to make a fist first thing after waking up tingle, its not fun, i sit around watching the idiot box or this thing cos i havent the energy to do anything else, lets see how i feel in a few more days!! bugger it, its the weekend, i may just go flat out till i drop

Does Alcohol have an expiry date?? I only ask as I have been in possession of these Jim Beam Long Black's for a few years now and I've decided that tonight I'm drinking. I don't drink often, actually very rarely. I'm hoping they don't make me sick, I have work tomorrow. Well... If it makes me sick then I can call in sick. And on the night that my parents go away. (Insert Evil Laugh Here) PARTY :lolcry: Anyway... So it says aged 8 years but adding the 2-3 its sat under my bed for it makes it min. 10 years. Expiry was 06.06.06

i need help what colour do you recon i shoud paint my car? i want it to look tough BLACK (1) = 0 votes metallic orange like pic above with purple flames YES!!! (2) =4 vote metallic green (4) = 0 votes hot red (5) = 1 vote other (6) note what colour =1 vote respray yellow or other type of yellow (7) 5 = votes what ever gets the most votes i will do it that colour i can't deside

I was flushing the cooling system in my 'cruiser today. When I was refilling the rad I bumped the rad cap..somewhere. For the love of god, I cannot find it. I'll go buy another tomorrow, but it really gives me the shits!! Once when I was an apprentice I managed to "drop" my spark plug socket into the chassis rail of an ea falcon. if that car is still going (most unlikely as it is a ford) my socket is still in there. There was no way to get it out!! So what have you dropped/knocked that made it to a place where no human could possibly put it?

hey guys, this seems a little meat-headish but just keen to see what everybody else is doing in the gym here. At the moment i'm doing 6 reps of 110, and maximum ive done of 1 rep is 115. Cheers, Kane (meathead) :P

Firstly sorry to use the word nerd. Secondly can someone (if bored) photo shop a truck to look jdm spec? Like over sized fender mirrors, madhouse lip, wheels ect. I think it would be funny, Cheers.

A mate of mine sent me this link today, he is looking at buying a first generation honda. Thought i would share it here. The honda CVCC engine, certainly no power house, debut in 1975, and using quite an interesting way of reducing emissions. have a good read of this, veerry interesting. http://www.1stgencivic.com/world/c1zr/m1/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12770 There is a concept around known as the "homogeneous charge combustion igntion" (HCCI), which is basically a cross between a compression ignition engine (diesel) and a spark ignition engine (petrol). in which the fuel air mixture is pre mixed (like a petrol), but then is ignited via compression (like a dies…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_g0pj5LsWs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCOob0MdT4M more coming

Now we've all seen shitty car modifications. This made me WFT so hard. Guess the car. What is it with Monster Energy and the people who like it?

This is my new parrot called Reizo. He's 14 weeks old and an Australian Crimson Wing Parrot found up in Northern QLD and in the upper NT too. He's hand reared and cost an arm and a leg, but well worth it.

So I got booked for speeding. Yes I'm going to lose my licence. I was just wondering if there's a way to appeal to get 1 point back or something. Even a temporary licence for work? Edit: Before you all ask. I was driving home from late night at TTP. Well I was driving to Mt Pleasant to drop my mate off. As I was coming through Gumeracha I was a bit restless and not looking at my speedo. I come past the oval and bang, there's the cop with his speed-gun. $310 on the spot fine. I was doing 71 in a 50 zone. Yes, I do know I'm an idiot.

Got this in an email today, can't decide if its real or not? Id love to see videos of it!! Theres a lil bit of a write up on it, just some specs and stuff. Anyway heres photos: Cheers. Travis.

Hey guys, I am quite puzzled at the moment, I have a 40inch full HD in my bedroom but I do not have a tv port. Now I have bought mulitple indoor antennas which are meant to be good for digital tv. However no matter where I put any of these antennas i can't even get a single channel even old school tv... I have tried to do it near a window, I have even placed the antenna outside and still no channels... We have a tin roof, would this effect it? If anyone knows of anything that I can buy or use that will give me reception i would appreciate it, I am almost thinking of buying a caravan antenna, but I'm not even sure if this will work. The only other option is…

i like crappy old games. here are some quotes from some of my favorites. can you guess what game they came from? some are really easy, some are really hard first person to get the lot wins nothing :) 1) the sanctity of this place, has been fouled 2) your face, your ass, what's the difference 3) eine kleine amerikaner 4) i need not tell you, citizens of britannia 5) oh dear, you carbon-based life forms can be soooo annoying 6) fried chicken 7) pull it out a little deeper 8) i feel like i could... like i could... TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! 9) can i keep his head for a souvenir? 10) daddy's been very secret about this project 11) apparently our hero doesn't und…

I'm a wookie wookie wookie, da fookie dookie wookie, jump jump jump jump hop hop hop, woo hoo!!! :D :D :fuzz: And a wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Hey guys, if you have not already done so go to http://www.rollaclub.com/shop.htm and order some gear.

Well it looks like the Rolln's are taking over rolla club today - seeing as there is only the two of us here... :( :tank: :D

http://www.gtrproto.com/ Above is a link to the promo site for the new GTR. It looks a bit shit in some respects (front sucks, rear quarter view looks friggin' awesome!), but remember the Z-Concept car looked like crap when shown, but they changed it for another motorshow and released the improved version. 1999 Nissan Z Concept 2001 Nissan Z Concept/350Z Production Car

ok i scared the living shit outta kristy (and myself) trying to light the floor furnace...... after 3 "backfires" i gave up does anyone know how to light one? 1) there is NO under house access, and no ports to the heater there 2) there are 2 knobs, no id plates 3) there is ONE access port right in the center of it someone help before i blow up the house. (it is insured tho)

Remember when the Corolla Sportivo came out?? The slogan was: "Corolla by name, not by nature." Any thoughts on exactly WHY Toyota chose this slogan?? (Corolla History Buffs will get it straight away) f@$k I laughed when I saw the first advertisment using this slogan... Marketing Genuis Thoughts??

Wile walking back from a friends house about 20mins ago, I saw a shooting start, now you thinking wow that's so crap. But it fell / burnt out like 20m infront of me. That is all

Came across these pics on TPC, was on the last cruise (The Purple Circle). I reckon it looks pretty mad, but I'd never own one... Sorry about the size of the images (mb), they're bloody massive, I don't know why. Dan. big pics removed

Ok, so this may seem a bit odd, but I'm going to put it out there and see what sort of response I get. To keep myself moderately fit, and pay enough tax for Mr. Howard and his shiny-arsed cronies to leave me alone, I do deliveries every morning for a bakery. Its also nice to have some sort of regular paycheck coming in. (As my other sources of income are anything BUT regular) Now, as many of you may be aware, I'm leaving the country for a wee while in march. A month to be exact. This is proving itself to be of some concern to the owners of aforementioned bakery as they're just a little mum-and-dad operation (albiet a busy one) and I'm finding it difficult to organ…

CSIRO's prediction of fuel prices in a decade just hit me like a tonne of bricks... 8 BLOODY DOLLARS!!! Which probably means autogas or LPG whatever its called is going to be $4?? I'm a few years away from getting my licence and even driving a car... With prices that high i wouldnt be even able to afford to drive my corolla! What do YOU think is going to happen? I'm afraid... Very affraid... :P

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This has nothing to do with corollas, but I can't find any website or person who comes up with any reason apart from them being cool or being needed to carry shit in the back. Why buy a ute? I know its an Aussie thing *cough cough BOGAN cough* but surely there is some reason. Anyone know? MalOO00oooo...

Decided to post this up just to let people in change know what problems there are :( 1. Attachments won't upload even though ive only used just over 50% 2. Quotes don't quote, just has it in HTML code No hurry

Hehe. Just recently my father acquired a 1975 Mercedes for me to do up a lil bit. At the moment, it is a unlicenced car, but in reasonably good original condition, a good base for a bit of a project. It didn't cost anything, we were given it, so my oppurtunities are endless! It currently has a twincarb six cylinder in it, i havent got the chance to even start it yet though I would prefer it to vanish, if you know what I am suggesting. This is what I reckon would look awesome; matt black with whitewalls, in the weeds. Dark dark tint but I'm not sure what should drive it. This will be done, its not a 'i might do this' thread, it will get done but I'd like to hear p…

Don't forget to wind your clocks back. I know us Victorians do.. I don't know if this is Australia wide or not.. but just a reminder... we get an extra hours sleep! WOO HOO!!!!

Here goes my story. Tonight I decided to go out for a cruise with my best friend Renee. So, we decide to head down to Glenelg and we went the back way through a suburb called West Beach. Well, i'm driving along and see something on the road and think "oh, its just a paper bag or something so it wont matter if i hit it". Well, I was damn wrong on that decision. I hit this so called paper bag at 60km/h and i hear a massive thud under the car, like a rock had hit under the car. So I pull over and check out the car and everything seemed fine and then went back to check on what I'd hit. To my suprise I'd just had my first encounter with a Tortoise that had …

*********************Media Release************************* Redwarf Motorsport Signs Future Champion. Redwarf Motorsport is pleased to announce the arrival of the 2027 Australian Rally Champion. Johanna Elizabeth Dwarf appeared yesterday just before 1500hrs, weighing in at a healthy 9lb 7oz. Johanna was sourced from the ever reliable Demon Tweeks catalog, page 152, "Future National Rally Champion, various colours, nationalities and genders available." Bucking the trend for the ever popular Scandinavian male variety, the choice of the streamline female Australian version has surprised some. Team co-owner Mr Dwarf said "Well, to be honest the Finnish vers…

Well cleaning around and I found a few things. Well soft drinks. Does anyone think these would be worth anything now or in the future... First item is from 1999 but is the 2000 Sydney Olympic Coke Bottle in 390ml. Sadly since its in plastic the bottle has sucked in a bit. Second item is "NEW Diet Vanilla Coke" in 600ml when it first came out in 2003. It too has been sucked in... Third item is "NEW Cherry Coke" in 600ml from 2003. Its a flavour thats not in production any more. It too is sucked in... Last item is the 2008 Beijing Coke Bottle in glass... So just keen on everones opinion. Would these be worth anything or should I just chuck them and …

well i have noticed a pattern with me and few friends once you buy one toyota you keep buying them so i was just wondering how many toyota some people have had I'm new to this scene and only have had 6 so far here my list Mr2 SW20 GT AE71 auto TE71 levin GT AE71 manual AE82 Twinky Ae82 twinky

Just thought id start this thread and see how it goes. This is a thread where you can thank member(s) who have helped you out with things. To start off Id like to thank Charity Rolla and Raven for giving me a hand and valuble info on my recent brake loss.

Well it finally happened. Number 4 child arrived this morning at 10am. This time we got a little girl to go along with our 3 boys :wink: Names Ella Louise and she weighed in at 3.3kg or 7 pound 4 for you more mature people out there.

would just like to let every one no i have failed my driving test for the 5 time today :glare: but they tell me I'm a good driver ??? sooo yeah how many times did it take every one to do theres and whats the most amount of attempts you guys heard of?