Rollaclub Social (Off-Topic)

so it's getting closer to that joyful morning.. And i'm yet to get my gf a present. only because i never know what the f**k to get her.. i mean besides some lacey lingere, which of course she's be fine with based on the fact i got her something abit more thoughtful. Anyone else have this trouble? Haha

today i have chicken salad sandwichs made by my wife a can of coke and a pack of wini blue's. what do you have?

Currently Full of boredom! So thought i'd ask the question. What's your Wallpaper? Computer, Phone.. Anything! Mine currently :blush:

Its not like AA, there are only three steps 1: Admit you love Corolla's 2: Accept you love Corolla's 3: Go to step one. Air your problems in a safe area, I'll start. I got paid out when I lost my job and instead of putting a few thousand on my mortgage I bought another Corolla I don't even have room for. I also need new clothes

The Mayor of Ipswitch wants young people limited to slower cars after an 18yr-old drivng a Subaru survived a crash that killed two passengers. Personally I think its a load of crap, typical of a politician wanting to be seen to be "doing something'. Limiting what cars you can drive is just an extension of the L and P plate scenario, and you can see that plenty of inexperienced drivers kill themselves quite well with the vehicles they are allowed to drive. Banning certain cars will have as much effect as banning drugs and guns... You have to take responsibilty for yourself, and if you get into that car then you are saying you are happy with the driver. I've tol…

Happy birthday to Rob who is APPARENTLY 94 today *cough*bullshit*cough*

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A while ago my boss placed an A4 sign on the back of my car that read "Toot if you think i am sexy". Unfortunately i didnt notice it until i got home 1hr later. I only got a few honks :sad: , and unfortunately 2 of them were from other blokes. In retaliation i placed a $17.000 For Sale sign on the back of his $30,000 2004 Rodeo. Then i purchased this Secret Farter and taped it under his chair and activated it when someone went into his office. Priceless :y: Its now come time to step it up a notch and so i came across this site while searching for new ideas. Prank Place I'd like to hear of new and harmless gags that people have pulled.

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http://www.shoplaser.com/index.html weird and a tad lame.

I'm *extremely* ticked off. I picked my car up from the repairers I think last week (from my little accident that we won't speak of) and I picked up my daughter from school and drove home. Needing the bigger car to move some stuff to our new shop, I parked my beloved Corolla on the side of the road across from our home. One trip in the bluebee turned into many (three days worth) because I won't put stuff in the boot of the rolla cause I don't want to damage my speakers or my amp. Well I noticed on Sunday night (last week) that some shit headed bastard mother f*cker had chucked dinner plates *yes, dinner plates!* at my car, how do I know they were dinner plates? …

link to my beast in action on a surface that it is set up for.

I was just thinking and thought why the Gran Turismo makers don't put ke10/20/30 etc cars on the game, i don't know about you all but I think it would be cool if they did. They bother to put some cars on the game that some people didn't even though existed but don't bother having well known and popular cars like pre 1980 corolla's on the game, it doesn't make sense. I want to upgrade ke10's to 400hp and beat dodge vipers god damn it!!! :D

Picked this up today. Its been sitting under a tree in the hardcore rainforest near Kuranda for about 4 years... It has a wee bit of rust. And, to add some irony, it has one of these thingies It does, however, have a nice slick T50 and all the other conversion bits I need. Funniest bit was, I whacked a battery in, shlopped some fuel down the carb and it fired up after about 10 seconds :P

No Fuel Day Please copy and send via email to all your contacts IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES. THEREFORE FRIDAY FEBRUARY 22nd HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED ‘STICK IT UP THEIR ASS DAY’ AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY. THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLYAS YOU…

hey everyone Check this website out from America i think. Its got to be one of the wildest corolla's ever go through the menus of all the different pics you wont be disappointed. http://www.elpimpioso.net/index2.html

i was recently at my local having a few beers on a friday evening after a hard weeks work, as i do most fridays....as the night wore on i found myself getting rather drunk, almost pissed you might say...at this moment a guy came up 2 me asked if i wanted a stereo 4 my car, anywayz i saw it it was all new in plastics n seemed like a good deal at 250........the next day when out at JB hi fi buying wiring to hook the damn thing up there it was, my newly purchased deck at a drunken bargain of 250....on sale for 220....as you can probably guess my heart sank an i felt like a tool......whats the moral to my story??? **don't BUY HOT STEREOS, ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK** Note** i don…

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hello all Well, I'm off 2 Perth for about 2 weeks- family holiday, leaving Thursday morning early. I may get onto the Internet tomorrow, but not sure yet. I'm going to miss...my car, my cat and my computer. and rollaclub :insane: Drive safe and make good decisions ! Cyas ! Ted

Get the Sam Kekovich Australia Day ad from http://www.mla.com.au/content.cfm?sid=1437 if you haven't seen it on the telly already. Oh, and you're all invited to a BYO BBQ Wednesday at 3, Roma St. Parklands. Yes, it's a public holiday, so no bludging. Oh, and watch the video first. and RSVP in this thread.

Well, i found my self last night pondering over time travel. Always has fasinated me someway or another! So, i got thinking about how humans percieve time, aposed to how a snail percieves time. Obiously a snail's would be much slower. Humans much faster. Well, what do you think would happen if a human was put into some sort of transporting device which went *so fast* which somehow changed *humans* perseption of time.... does this make any sence? Reason i said the snail bit is; i was watching a program on the twin towers. A snails persecption of events is so slow, that by the time the towers fell, the snail would of hardly realized, because of.. the refresh rate :…

hahahah got rice now bitch!!?? hehehe dum kids..

he didnt....he sold it to his stepmum....lol

A work friend sent me these.... they are pretty trippy....

look at the passenger come all the way across the driver an hit the windshield audivsbus.wmv

ok, my mate (who I now hate) told me of a red KE55 coupe in really nice condition for sale for a reasonable price. So me being me....I need/want/HAVE to go look at it, and I did today. I want it. The lady has had a 5 speed fitted, it's got a 4K that runs well, no smoke, the tail lights are perfect, it has had some rust cut out professionally. 2 months rego. She wants $1000 ono, but she will take $600. It's too good for me to strip it for my project, but I have a driver car already...I just don't know what to do. Sorry I have no pics.

Hey guys and gals. I've been a dreaded lurker for a few days now, and so I decided to take the plunge. So seeing as I had a KE70 as my first car (now written off :D Pics maybe later). Rollas will always be my first love, so here I am. (end sobbish greetings). CD_man P.S. when do I get taught the secret hand shake? :y:

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Hey guys, I hope you can help me. I've had I rough 5 days now and finally yesterday the doctors diagnosed me with the correct illness. Mum's all worried and I looked it up on the net to find a little information about it. I've spoken to a few people that know someone that had it and they tell me that I'm going to lose all my strength and an extreme amount of weight. I want to know if anyones had it and how long its taken for them to get back to normal. The reason I ask is cause I work crazy shift hours and my sister tells me That I wont be able to work those hrs for a while. Any help would be greatly appreciated. thanks, Jon.

All 5 channels here have exactly the same footage on of the "Black Saturday" ceremony.

If there is a thread like this already, forgive me. (If there is that will be going in there) Post up some good quotes relating to Rolla's, life, the universe...everything. Or some good ones you come across on here. (i.e. Engine hat). God that was classic. "What is originality? Undetected plagiarism." Personally a lot of the good ones I've seen on here are in peoples signatures, so I won't re-re-plagiarise them.

has anybody gotten into these pixel cars. i always saw them on forums other forums and finally found the main website for them at www.pixelcars.com not trying to advertise the site just wondering if anybody else has made one of there rolla. i made mine out of a black flat front ke70 wagon and a slant front sedan chopping the slkant front and rear window onto the wagon. it is all done in paint. i then tried to make the rest of it as close to my car as possible. turned out pretty cool

Usually we have JJJ on at work, but it went all white noisy a minute ago so we switched to... GOLD 104! ... quite the contrast What is everyone else listening to right now?

Hey, found this website and i don't know how they do it. Just select an eye ball, you'll know what i mean. :| http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/esp.html Here's another one on youtube, pretty silly but you could fool your Friends i guess http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tbEei0I3kMQ&...feature=related

The Septics continue to make me laugh...... :cool:

Well the internet is a massive place and there are tonnes of great sites out there. So here is the place to post the link to let everyone view them... I'll start this off with a site my sister, of all people, showed me today. Trev this one is one you'd love cause you've sent me a pic of yours lOl Click only if you have a strong stomach. Hours of fun here...

it seems to me that there are more KE2x corollas in Adelaide than any other part of the country and considering other cities have larger populations that doesnt really make sense, is there any particular reason that SA has a buttload of nice old corollas??